Elidor
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:33 PM
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Anyone remember the "toss-my-salad"-man? |
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I was just referring to the act of tossing someone's salad, and I can't recall exactly what the details were. I know it involved a straw, and was very similar to felching. I saw the guy way back when on HBO, but the details are lost in the mists of time.
Since it was a DUer who first told me about the "dirty sanchez," I figure one of you reprobates can refresh my memory on tossing salads.
(*checking off my list of offensive phrases: 1. toss my salad - check 2. felching - check 3. dirty sanchez - check
okay, my work here is done*) :evilgrin:
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:34 PM
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1. it was Chris Rock on HBO |
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Edited on Thu Oct-09-03 09:37 PM by Cush
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:36 PM
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3. Chris talked about the Salad-man, but he wasn't the Salad-man |
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The toss-my-salad guy was a hard-time con in a prison on an HBO special.
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:34 PM
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2. tossing one's salad=analingus.... |
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:39 PM
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5. you've left out the straw |
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Edited on Thu Oct-09-03 09:40 PM by Hardhead
There's a straw in there somewhere. Analingus with a straw? That's just felching without sperm.
*DISCLAIMER* Hardhead has never engaged in, nor does he advocate, the practices mentioned in this thread.
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:43 PM
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8. Never heard about the straw |
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will have to recheck w/the CSM
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:36 PM
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Edited on Thu Oct-09-03 09:38 PM by Paragon
Absolutely fascinating stuff. :eyes: Can't wait to hear this one read tomorrow on Rush's show.
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:41 PM
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6. Gee, d'ya think? I'd be thrilled to hear it brought up |
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Thu Oct-09-03 11:16 PM
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18. Jeff Christie probably has his own |
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personal experiences he can share in this regard.
Maybe he will tell us all about the vice charges against him in Pittsburgh.
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:43 PM
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7. That was one of the funniest skits I have ever heard... |
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choices of Jelly or Maple Syrup to toss a salad... and of course when Rock said that if he were to be given the choice of tossing a salad and getting the electric chair...he'd flip the switch himself...
I love Chris Rock... he is so funny and quick....
I also like a skit he does about people who owe him money...it was just as funny...
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:50 PM
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11. There was jelly involved? Hmmmmm |
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I don't remember that part. This could get interesting. Anything with jelly is a blast. :)
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:49 PM
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9. google "dirty sanchez" |
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I dare you...also look up "cleveland steamer"
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:51 PM
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12. I'm not quite sure what a Cleveland Steamer is either... |
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:50 PM
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10. What the hell is felching??? |
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I know what a "dirty sanchez" is, but I don't know "felching" or "tossing your salad'.
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:53 PM
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13. Alas, here I must demure |
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I can't bring myself to describe felching in public (although I've strongly implied what it consists of on this thread). It is quite frankly shocking. Some people turn green when they learn of it.
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Thu Oct-09-03 09:59 PM
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14. Yeah, it's a rough one |
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But WTF is "dirty sanchez?"
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Thu Oct-09-03 10:01 PM
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15. I do know what a "sleestack" is, and that is the absolute GROSSEST. |
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Edited on Thu Oct-09-03 10:02 PM by northwest
The "sleestack" is the nastiest thing in the world, probably.
I can't tell you in the open forum what a dirty sanchez is, tho.
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Thu Oct-09-03 10:07 PM
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Thu Oct-09-03 10:23 PM
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Edited on Thu Oct-09-03 10:41 PM by Hardhead
To anyone who feels that this thread is somewhat, shall we say, salacious, I must say that rather, this is a clinical discussion of the nomenclature of aberrant human sexual behavior, with all its attendent colloquialisms and neologisms.
Perhaps I'll write a doctoral thesis along these lines: "Psychosocial Implications of Deviant Nomenclature in Aberrant Human Mating Rituals - or - Doing the Nasty: How Many Ways Can You Say 'Bumping Uglies?'
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