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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:14 PM Original message |
if jesus had a machine gun |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. No one. |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
2. No one, though he might wave it menacingly at Falewll and tell him to STFU |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. More importantly...what woud he carry? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. he'd probably be a smart consumer too. . . |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Jesus would carry an UZI, of course |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. good point . . . |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Naw.... the P90 has a three-round-burst option... |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:02 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. I like that machine gun from Scarface, when Pacino says "Say Hello to my |
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Eagle_Eye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. I don't know who the person is, but thier sign will be 666 |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
9. I don't think he'd shoot anyone, though it's possible he'd shoot the anti- |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
10. No one. |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
11. Let's not overlook the side arm, for those instances when a |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:57 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. "i'll cry when all the killing's done" |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. "Kill them all, let god sort them out." |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:21 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. "today we kill, tomorrow we die" |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:22 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. "You've been raptured, baby." |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:24 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. "i came back, they spit on me and called me baby killer" |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:26 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. "Forgive THIS!", followed by a barrage of gunfire. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:26 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. "it's smiting time!" |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:28 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Ok, I give up. I can't think of any more. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:28 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. good work |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
12. he'd be the most powerfuL jesus ever |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 12:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. "they drew first blood" |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. He'd pound it into a plowshare and get some useful work done. nt |
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RubyCat (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-07-05 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
25. This is so very wrong folks. Jesus wouldn't carry a machine gun. |
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