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Fri Mar-25-05 12:58 AM
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I Will Never Run For Any Political Office! |
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I hate babies, debating, and crabcakes.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:05 AM
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1. How could you hate babies and crabcakes? |
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Crabcakes are one of the best things that maryland has to offer and you don't like them, I pity you, and I want to go to the shore now.
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elshiva
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:09 AM
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2. Crabcakes, I tried to eat them, but they are blah. |
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Also I won't ever eat them again because I am both a vegetarian and a Jew (crab is NOT kosher).
The best thing foodwise MD has to offer is Berger Cookies.
Babies are cute, but I can't stand kissing them and/or holding them.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:17 AM
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Crabcakes are awesome. Now I want seafood.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:19 AM
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8. Haven't had crabcakes in a long time but I agree |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:20 AM
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I miss my cousin's beach house in Delaware now :(.
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elshiva
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:20 AM
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10. NO I'M A JEWISH VEGGIE! |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:21 AM
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Ive met a few who eat fish.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:22 AM
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13. JEWS DO NOT EAT CRABS OR LOBSTER. |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:24 AM
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:26 AM
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I used to like shrimp too. But they are a no no, NOT KOSHER. Shrimp, lobster, and crabs are scavengers and considered unclean.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:27 AM
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18. Damn shrimp are great |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:28 AM
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Popcorn shrimp= forbidden fruit.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:29 AM
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21. yeah so are coconut shrimp, shit now I am hungry |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:21 AM
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They spit, shit, and scream. Sort of like me but I clean myself up MYSELF!!!!!!
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:15 AM
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3. no political office would let me run after it |
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even though I love babies, debating, and crabcakes.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:16 AM
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4. Good thing though is... |
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Edited on Fri Mar-25-05 01:16 AM by CubsFan1982
The positions I'm running for don't require babies to kiss, people to debate, or crabcakes to choke down. I just got to be on the ballot and I have it made! :D
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:17 AM
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6. Just lie about the babies, scream about Poland & slip the food to the dog. |
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You too could be the President one day.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:18 AM
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Actually, no, you didn't, but every thread should be required to have a "you forgot Poland" post.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:24 AM
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14. Yes, you are ready for the challenge. |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:27 AM
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17. Well you sure as hell just lost my vote! |
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:32 AM
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22. that's why you should run |
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Otherwise, what's the next thing you'll use this excuse to avoid, paying taxes? Obeying the speed limit?
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:40 AM
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23. I always obey the speed limit. |
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I tried to pay my taxes but I didn't have to cos I made less than $1,000 last year.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:46 AM
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24. Agnostics can eat pork, veggies, shrimp, hamburgers on Friday |
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But we'll never get elected to anything.
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Fri Mar-25-05 01:49 AM
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No female bisexual Jewish-Episcopalian panentheist will ever get elected to anything.
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Fri Mar-25-05 02:09 AM
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sociotheological noncomformists!!
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But babies can be pretty rubbery and gamey. Gotta put a LOT of Worcestershire on 'em.
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Fri Mar-25-05 02:41 AM
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...and accidently kiss the crabcakes and eat the babies.
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