EstimatedProphet
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Fri Apr-08-05 10:38 AM
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So a guy walks into a bar... |
nickgutierrez
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Fri Apr-08-05 10:39 AM
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1. Did his friend duck? n/t |
EstimatedProphet
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Fri Apr-08-05 10:47 AM
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2. And goes to the Great Lakes DU Meetup in Cleveland! |
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Where: The Mad Cactus, 9175 Pearl Rd, Strongsville, OH 44136 Meeting time: 4:30 pm or anytime later
The Mad Cactus is a comfortable little bar/Mexican restaurant in Strongsville OH-a map can be found here. The restaurant is best reached by exiting I-71 onto Pearl road, as shown at the north side of the map. We can meet up at the Mad Cactus (they have a band on Saturdays BTW) and later on, move down to the Brew Kettle, a microbrewery a few blocks away. The Brew Kettle, in addition to having some fine beers of their own making (including a really nice rye ale) also has Arrogant Bastard and Old Speckled Hen on tap! For those who want to come but have a long distance to drive, we have checked out some of the various small locally-owned motels. We recommend the La Siesta motel, which has newly remodelled rooms and charges $42 dbl.occ. Also, there are bigger chain hotels at the next exit. And if you're dying to meet some DUers, but live too far away to drive, the Cleveland-Hopkins International Airport is just a couple miles away!
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Robroy
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Fri Apr-08-05 10:57 AM
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3. And receives a bloody nose |
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:02 AM
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4. and see's a bear ordering a drink |
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the bear says "i'd like..................a beer" the bartender says "why the big pause?"
GET IT? OH MY GAWED IT"S SO FUNNY! :applause:
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:06 AM
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5. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. |
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The bartender serves up a beer and says, "For you, no charge!"
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Fri Apr-08-05 11:10 AM
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6. the bartender says "you've got a steering wheel down your pants" |
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guy says, "I know, it's driving me nuts."
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