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Fri Apr-08-05 01:16 PM
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Highlights from Free Republic "Ask Me Anything" threads |
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"I just married my aunt's brother. Ask me anything."
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:17 PM
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1. "I just beat up a hobo, ask me anything!" |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:25 PM
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:18 PM
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2. I just built my first two-story outhouse |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:26 PM
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25. What story will you be using? |
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Sat Apr-09-05 10:45 AM
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58. Which is your favorite story? |
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:47 AM
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70. Over here in Illinois there is a two story outhouse. |
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Sat Apr-09-05 08:59 PM
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I have to admit that it took me a few seconds to get it, but once the visual kicked in......
heh heh :evilgrin:
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:19 PM
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3. I just shot a puppy in my yard. Ask me anything. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:26 PM
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:19 PM
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4. I just took a shit and it looks JUST like Reagan |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:21 PM
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9. are you going to put it on sale on ebay |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:27 PM
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30. Sure that's not a Chimp in disgust? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:20 PM
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5. "I just performed my own appendectomy, ask me anything!" |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:22 PM
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Everything where it's suppose to be?
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:26 PM
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29. Seems a foolish thing to do, but hey, suture self. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:28 PM
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36. Oh. Good picts... nice job. Did you do them yourself? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:33 PM
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41. Thank you, yes I did. n/t |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:20 PM
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6. I just lit up my first cross |
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Fri Apr-08-05 02:51 PM
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54. Are you going to Disney World(R)? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:21 PM
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7. I just caught me an illegal immigrant crossing the border: ask me anything |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:23 PM
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:25 PM
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23. I'm gonna make him pose with a tee-shirt that says: |
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LynneSin caught an illegal immigrant and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:29 PM
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39. LOL Think a Red-Neck Repuk beat ya to it. Nice try though. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 02:03 PM
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Fri Apr-08-05 02:48 PM
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53. Hell no, that man needs some meat on his bones!!! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:21 PM
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8. I just had a sudden change of thought... |
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and already forgot what it was.
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Sat Apr-09-05 10:52 AM
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:22 PM
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10. I just ran a car with a peace sign off the road. Ask me anything. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:22 PM
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11. i just masturbated while listening to Ann Coulter |
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ask me anything but be careful, my hands are sticky
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:23 PM
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16. Do you think you'll be able to eat later? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:23 PM
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14. I just learned to read and can now read all my Hannity books ask me anythi |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:27 PM
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32. wil I ned the same skilz too red mi Ann Coulter bokks? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:51 PM
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50. Don't know I don't support womenfolk readin' and cypherin' |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:23 PM
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15. My last toof just fell out. Ask me anything. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:28 PM
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37. Yew now, dem tings yew chews wit. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:23 PM
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17. I just had my professor sent to the re-education center... |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:24 PM
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19. How does your Professor feel about this? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:50 PM
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48. Oh, he mummbled some liberal junk about missing his kids |
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Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 01:50 PM by regularguy
or something as he was dragged off. You know how they are! :)
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:24 PM
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20. I just upgraded my porta-potty ask me anything |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:25 PM
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21. we have ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:25 PM
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24. Will you be breeding? |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:26 PM
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27. Eye just used spell Czech. Ask me N E thing. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:26 PM
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28. stranger things have happened |
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my dad's brother's wife is also my aunt. Her brother is totally un-related to me. Same with my mom's brother's wife. An aunt is not necessarily a blood relation. So what is wrong with marrying her brother?
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Sun Apr-10-05 04:28 AM
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81. I had a staff member who's... |
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Mother was married to her husbands father. Both families had been close after the marriage and when both of the respective parents spouses passed away they married.
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:27 PM
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31. I just mooned Mrs Brown Rosenfeld! Ask me anything! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:27 PM
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33. I just voted for Bush with my dead mother's absentee ballot! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:27 PM
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34. My son just got a beating with my belt-Ask me anything |
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I caught him listening to a Dixie Chicks CD. I will beat the pride of America into him if it takes his whole life to do it.
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:27 PM
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35. Klan rally tonight - who's going with me? |
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Sun Apr-10-05 03:25 AM
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78. You bring the kerosene and the matches, I'll bring the timber! |
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YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAW!:crazy:
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:29 PM
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38. I just bought a hummer, ask me how small my penis & brain really is |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:32 PM
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40. am goin too protist hilery clintoon, asc me eneethin |
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Fri Apr-08-05 02:16 PM
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52. I let my dog give Rim Job a rimjob, ask me anything n/t |
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Sun Apr-10-05 03:01 AM
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76. Whut r ewe doin' with a pictur of my girlfriend in your signature goddamit |
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Cain't u goddam demoncRats find y'alls own sheep?????????
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:33 PM
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42. i just got to change Rim Job's diaper! Ask Me Anything!! |
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because i am a TRUE PATRIOT!!
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:41 PM
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43. my chins now outnumber my teeth, ask me anything |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:45 PM
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44. I just went on my first coon hunt with my new rifle. Ask me anything. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:45 PM
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45. I'm afraid my spanking rod may be inflicting too little pain. A. M. A. |
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Wouldn't want my kids to turn liberal or something. Any suggestions?
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:45 PM
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46. i got the old lady scrubbing out the double-wide! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:48 PM
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47. I accidentally blew my baby's ear off while cleaning my rifle. |
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Fri Apr-08-05 01:50 PM
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49. Boy, do I have a bunch of suckers workin' for ME!!! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 02:58 PM
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55. "im a pathological liar and my heros lie to me, ask me anything!" |
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"im a braindead sheep, ask me anything"
"im a limbaugh listener, therefore I have no mind, ask me anything"
"im as ignorant as a dead tree, ask me anything"
"baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, ask me anything"
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Sat Apr-09-05 10:50 AM
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59. What's it like to be President? (nt) |
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Fri Apr-08-05 03:01 PM
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56. I'm a gay male prostitute in the press corps. Ask me anything! |
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Fri Apr-08-05 03:01 PM
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57. "My father is also my uncle." "Ask me anything." |
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Before the tail growing out my ass grows any longer.
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Sat Apr-09-05 02:45 PM
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63. Who'd ya do in the White House? |
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Sat Apr-09-05 01:30 PM
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61. Another one: "My family tree is vertical. Ask me anything." |
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Sun Apr-10-05 06:29 AM
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82. My family tree is a circle! |
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Sat Apr-09-05 01:46 PM
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62. I just killed my 50th queer in the name of Christ, ask me anthing! |
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Sat Apr-09-05 08:57 PM
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65. I think Rick Santorum is hot. |
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:07 AM
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67. What about Tom DeLay? |
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He's easy on the eyes too, if you know what I'm saying.
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:40 AM
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68. I just got a new set of knuckle guards. Ask me anything. |
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:44 AM
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69. I caught something from my toilet seat |
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:49 AM
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71. I just became a strikebreaker to stop the unions and liberal elites... |
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Sun Apr-10-05 01:27 AM
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72. I just knocked my own teeth in! |
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Sun Apr-10-05 02:23 AM
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73. I just protected my failing marriage... |
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by voting against homos gettin married... Now Bertha-Sue and I are safe and will be together forever... Ask me anything....
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Sun Apr-10-05 02:55 AM
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74. I just defiled my first farm animal. |
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75. I just called a DUer a Nazi, ask me anything |
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Sun Apr-10-05 03:12 AM
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77. I just blew up a hospice as a memorial to Terri Schiavo. Ask me anything! |
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Exceptin' my real identity of course :silly:
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Sun Apr-10-05 03:39 AM
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79. I'm a gay Republican who just got married. Ask me anything. |
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Sun Apr-10-05 03:45 AM
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80. I just had a wet dream involving David Koresh and Randy Weaver, |
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on Jerry Springer! Ask me anything!
My momma's also my grandma! Ask me anything!
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