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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:41 PM Original message |
I just turned away two young sweet-faced Mormon boys |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. Threaten to tear out and roast their livers. |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Same thing |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. oh -- i would have invited them in. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:55 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. : |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:36 PM Response to Reply #3 |
29. "You can convert ME, and then I'll convert YOU to our team." |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:32 AM Response to Reply #3 |
63. I'd invite them in too |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:33 AM Response to Reply #63 |
75. i hope they look like |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:56 AM Response to Reply #3 |
66. HA! That was my thought too. |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 12:14 PM Response to Reply #3 |
78. LESS WOMEN MORMEN?? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. Hand them a "Why Vegan?" handout and asked them |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:11 PM Response to Reply #4 |
13. huh? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
45. Sort of the point. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #4 |
39. I've got tons of lit from the Christian Vegetarian Association that would work. nt |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
5. Tell them to go ask their leader why they added one "M" too many to their name? |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
6. I tell them I've looked at their addition to the Bible and |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
7. I would have |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hi Spooky3! ... I would have done the same thing. |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:01 PM Response to Reply #9 |
33. hahaha! Thanks, Oregonian, I did not see the song |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:09 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Thanks for the heart, Spooky! |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. awwwwww...you old softie! |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. Would have had this at my front door |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'd Have Grabbed The Baseball Bat |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
12. one stuck his fucking FOOT in my front door once |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
14. Same thing |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:12 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. you haven't EVER lived in Utah |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:15 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. missionaries |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:18 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. every fucking WEEK |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:20 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. they must have |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:21 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. nope. |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:24 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. How bizarre. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:43 PM Response to Reply #24 |
32. don't live there any more believe me |
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Rhythm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:11 AM Response to Reply #22 |
71. weird dichotomy in SLC... |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:09 PM Response to Reply #22 |
83. Cookies? You don't like thin mints? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:33 PM Response to Reply #22 |
87. No cookies? OMG! What will I tell BabyMidlo? She's all excited about |
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Jo March (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:25 AM Response to Reply #14 |
74. Sometimes it's not |
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Katherine Brengle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
16. I wouldn't have opened the door in the first place. nt |
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Scooter24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
18. Since I'm gay, I'd probably call my boyfriend over to the door |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
20. Offer to trade them a handful of magic beans for their bicycles |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:30 AM Response to Reply #20 |
56. ... |
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
23. you couldn't have done anything else differently. |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
25. Politely curse them to Hell in Satan's name |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 09:54 AM Response to Reply #25 |
70. LOL! n/t |
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Bassic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-24-07 12:32 PM Response to Reply #70 |
94. Oh it is a riot |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
26. I wouldn't have opened the door to them to begin with. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
27. Did you ever notice.. |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
28. just do what I did: |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
30. I would have recited this nice older lady's speech verbatim |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
31. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
34. Thanks, everyone, for your suggestions! :-) |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
36. I've never had one come to the door here |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
37. I tell them that I'll listen to what they have to say, only after they watch a video |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
40. Called the police... |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:19 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. The OP is in Utah. The police almost certainly are Mormon. |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:22 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. If you mean me, actually, I am in Virginia. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:33 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. Sorry. Don't know why I misread it. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
42. Same! Except I would have turned the tables and tried to turn them |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
43. Send them over to my house. |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:23 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:35 AM Response to Reply #43 |
64. I'm having some neighbors for dinner |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:45 PM Response to Original message |
48. Last time missionaries |
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nonconformist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
49. I usually don't answer the door or say "no thanks" and shut the door... BUT I have a fantasy |
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suzbaby (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
50. Well, if you're feeling venomous the following would work well..... |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
51. man, I bet they have all the neighbors pissed at each other |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 11:33 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. yeah, I wondered whether it was a lie. We're a pretty neighborly |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
52. Just tell them you're Jewish |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
53. i don't open the door in the first place, glass window frame in the door |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-22-07 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
55. Invite them in for coffee and Slayer's Reign in Blood CD |
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Zookeeper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 02:00 AM Response to Original message |
57. I stopped getting door-to-door religion salespeople.... |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 02:02 AM Response to Original message |
58. You could have CORRUPTED them! |
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emmajane67 (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 05:55 AM Response to Original message |
59. Maybe you should have tried this approach... |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:05 PM Response to Reply #59 |
82. that is priceless!! |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:24 AM Response to Original message |
60. tell them i am gay. and i am planning to stay gay. i may even get gay married. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
61. Hide behind the couch... with the television off. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
62. I just tell them... |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #62 |
80. Ever since the internet, i hate to be spammed |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
65. My son saw them coming down the street one day |
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Danmel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
67. I always try to be polite |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
68. The Mormons always send such nice-lloking young men |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:15 PM Response to Reply #68 |
84. I tell them I'm very involved with my own church |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
69. I would have invited them in and |
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mduffy31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
72. I just tell them that I respect what they are doing |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
73. If they were sweet-faced enough, tongue-kissed one of them. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 03:40 PM Response to Reply #73 |
93. Right then |
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Raffi Ella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
76. Not open the door in the first place. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:17 PM Response to Reply #76 |
85. I'm a lot more careful, since I do a lot of leafletting for the Dems |
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Raffi Ella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:30 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. . |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
77. Maybe some of them are roaming door to door out of frustration... |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
79. Said Goodbye, Closed the Door and Felt Just Fine |
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ileus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
81. Ask them how many wives they plan on having. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
88. I always tell them (they come to my door often) that I feel sorry for them and that |
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Raffi Ella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:41 PM Response to Reply #88 |
90. LOL> |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
89. I would give them one "Sorry, I'm not interested. Peace be with you." |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
91. My husband has a sure fire cure for the door-to-door evangelizing... |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-23-07 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
92. Give them the 'Dick Cheney' treatment |
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