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Thu Feb-28-08 08:07 PM
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What do you call your pets when they are naughty? |
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:10 PM
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2. None of my animals are ever naughty. Perfect angels they are. |
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Which is to be expected, considering most of them are pitbulls.
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:10 PM
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which I guess really isn't an insult for a Dachshund....
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:19 PM
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9. That's what we have...a miniature dachshund... |
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the only thing she ever really does wrong is piddle on the floor. She does it A LOT when it's really cold outside because she refuses to potty outside. You could throw her out there and leave her there for a half hour and she'll sit against the door and the second she comes in...there it is.
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:21 PM
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13. That's what Bella is, too... |
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A mini-shorthair. She's not bad too often, really. She's a strange bird, though- always hiding her food and toys all over the house...
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:13 PM
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STOP IT!
I have one cat who knows how to get my attention no matter what. Sunday Girl knows how to rattle plastic bags, papers or the lid on a cardboard box and other things like that in just the right way to irritate the hell out of me. I usually just do whatever she wants to make it stop. She is THE MASTER at getting her way. Anything to make all that stop.
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:15 PM
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5. Your signature line is scaring me. LOL |
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:16 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:16 PM
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for this annoying kitten that insists on destroying my furniture
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:21 PM
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10. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Save the kitty!!!! |
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:48 PM
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16. If it ruins one more piece of furniture, it's dead meat |
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:18 PM
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8. I called her a bent this afternoon... |
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She was barking at the guy doing lawn work at the church across the street and she tried to run into the street. Duckie
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:21 PM
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11. "DAMN IT, __________! (fill in name of misbehavin' cat) |
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We kinda go generic around here...none of them have middle names, so I can't use that to indicate that the boom is about to hit the windmill...
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:21 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 10:28 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 08:32 PM
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Or GODDAM CAT!!!! Depending on the level of trouble...;-)
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:22 PM
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and shithead are the most common, though my cats aren't naughty that often.
I figure Little Bastard is fair, since none if them came from an intact family, if ya know what I mean. :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:42 PM
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23. WOW....Me too! Both names ! |
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I also call my little sheltie a 'shitita' because... well let's just say we never shared the joys of 'puppy breath'.....
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:27 PM
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I call him that in a baby voice and add "You're such a bad kitty yes you are." I'm SO mean! Call the SPCA!
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:31 PM
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Come give mommy a kiss, you naughty boy. Let me rub your fat little tummy. Silly boy. You're so naughty."
He's a wiener, too.
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:36 PM
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22. I usually just raise my voice & call them by name. |
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They know to stop what they are doing when I do that.
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:43 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:44 PM
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They have me pretty well trained by now, though-- jump in bed with me soaking wet? Shove over, I'm used to it. Yak up a juicy hairball right in my bleary-eyed path out of the bedroom? Ho-hum. Leave dead presents on the bathroom floor? "Now now, who's the intrepid little hunter?" Pee on my pile of freshly washed sheets? Must have been my fault.
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:48 PM
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26. "REX YOU FRICKIN BUTTHEAD". and what he hears is... |
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Thu Feb-28-08 09:56 PM
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Thu Feb-28-08 10:19 PM
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28. "What did you DO?" is sufficient. |
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Then they slink off, looking guilty! Funny!
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Fri Feb-29-08 01:14 AM
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30. "Bad dog" and "brat cat" |
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But usually not all that often... they're good kids.
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Fri Feb-29-08 01:16 AM
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31. I don't dignify them with a name, just "You know you're adopted, right?" |
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well, I would if they were still here :cry:
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Fri Feb-29-08 01:18 AM
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You brat!
Don't steal Lucky's chewie!
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Fri Feb-29-08 01:18 AM
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Fri Feb-29-08 01:19 AM
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34. Cutie-pie, bumble-bee, sweet-dew, and punkie-punk..... |
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...there sooo CUTE even when they're bad! ;-)
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Fri Feb-29-08 01:24 AM
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They're gone to doggie heaven now. Stupid but sweet cockers who were yard-broken.
Buttbreath. Buttmunch. Shith-EE-Add.
Turdbreath.
Goddamned Idiot Dog.
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Fri Feb-29-08 07:37 PM
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39. I call her "Booger Breath" when she is naughty |
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she needs a mouthwash sometimes...
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Fri Feb-29-08 02:29 AM
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36. I threw Andy's arse outside |
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We've had him 12 yrs and he's ok as far as cats go, but the fucker bit my nose hard tonight. He sank his old yellow teeth right into it and made it bled. To add insult to injury I was forced to smell his stinky breath.
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Fri Feb-29-08 02:30 AM
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Fri Feb-29-08 03:19 AM
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38. EVERYONE! brace yourself for this before you read it! |
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"BAD DOG!" oooohhhhh I feel so deliciously evil!
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Fri Feb-29-08 09:49 PM
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Fri Feb-29-08 09:56 PM
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42. brat brat girl and stinky boy. |
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My little boy (a cocker spaniel mix that we rescued after a Hurricane) has a horrible sking condition, so he gets away with a lot more than my pretty little harlot of a cat.
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Fri Feb-29-08 10:07 PM
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43. "You little knucklebag!" |
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Fri Feb-29-08 10:09 PM
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44. When I had pets and they shit on the rug? |
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I called them, "Little Fuckers!" :P
You little fucker!!! :grr:
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Fri Feb-29-08 11:17 PM
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45. Either "You bitch!" or "Stupid fucking cat!" |
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When the family silver tabby bites me for no apparent reason (bitch really sinks her teeth in -- she's drawn blood quite a few times), it's the former.
The latter is generally aimed at the family Persian, who refuses to shit in her litterbox. We usually just toss her into the backyard in the morning and bring her in late in the evening, so long as the weather's decent. Still doesn't always work, unfortunately.
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Tue Mar-04-08 07:43 PM
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47. I call her the "little twerp" nt |
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Tue Mar-04-08 09:08 PM
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48. "YOU LITTLE... (pause) awww, aren't you cute." |
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Yeah, they're MUCH smarter than I. :dunce:
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Tue Mar-04-08 10:53 PM
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Along with, dammbird, dammitall, stinkbird.
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Tue Mar-04-08 10:56 PM
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Say it in the right tone of voice and the poor things hang their heads and go to their kennels....they know when they've screwed up!
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