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Wed May-28-08 01:23 PM
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I hit a dove today with a car |
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Wed May-28-08 01:28 PM
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1. We Have To Wash Your Car Now |
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Wed May-28-08 08:27 PM
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2. I don't even want to look on the car eom |
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Wed May-28-08 08:32 PM
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Wed May-28-08 08:39 PM
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4. that feels terrible, I know |
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I hit a pigeon- a diseased, filthy pigeon- with my car about two months ago. I felt so bad. My daughter kept taunting me... "Bird killer!".
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Wed May-28-08 08:57 PM
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9. I almost felt like crying |
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but I didn't want the guys at the shop to see me.
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Wed May-28-08 08:49 PM
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5. Rest assured there was probably something wrong with the bird.... |
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There was probably something not quite right about it. Birds don't usually get hit by cars. At least this is what my husband tells me when stuff like this happens. Duckie
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Wed May-28-08 08:54 PM
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8. Yeah, I wondered if maybe it was hard of hearing |
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I'm hard of hearing :cry:
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Wed May-28-08 08:51 PM
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6. You've just destroyed any hope for peace in the Middle East |
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I hope that you're proud of yourself
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Wed May-28-08 08:53 PM
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7. Was it white, and carrying an olive branch? |
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Cheney will be pissed; he was using it for target practice.
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Wed May-28-08 09:33 PM
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10. i'm sorry. i know it always feels horrible to hit something. |
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i've had several heart attacks (i think) with some close calls. those always feel horrible too. at least for me.
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Thu May-29-08 09:29 AM
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11. I hit a pigeon one time. It kept flying for a few seconds even though it had no head. |
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Thu May-29-08 12:19 PM
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12. You should make a tribute album for it. |
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Thu May-29-08 12:59 PM
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18. sometimes god just puts doves in front of your car |
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the lord doth worketh in mysterious ways.
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Thu May-29-08 12:24 PM
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I'm sorry. I hate when that happens.
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Thu May-29-08 12:26 PM
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14. What did it sound like? (when doves die...) |
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Thu May-29-08 12:46 PM
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15. Awww! It makes you feel guilty even though there is nothing you really |
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could've done. Poor little bird.
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A HERETIC I AM
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Thu May-29-08 12:52 PM
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16. You must be really strong. |
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But isn't using an automobile to hit a bird with kind of overkill? Why not just use a bat or a tennis racket?
Picking up an entire car to whack a bird with just seems like too much effort.
Unless we're talking Matchbox cars.
Then I would say "good shot".
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Thu May-29-08 12:58 PM
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Thu May-29-08 01:06 PM
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19. You may want to hire an attorney for that. |
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Leaving the scene of an accident with injuries? Tsk, tsk.
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Thu May-29-08 01:43 PM
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20. i hit a pair of mating doves on the freeway |
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i am not kidding. and still not over it.
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