Orrex
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Mon Nov-03-08 09:41 PM
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Ultimately, the reason I'm voting for Obama is this: |
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He's promised to force candy manufactures to increase "fun size" of their products to reflect the true size of fun more accurately.
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Mon Nov-03-08 09:44 PM
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1. I'm voting for him because he's going to bring back New Coke |
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Edited on Mon Nov-03-08 09:45 PM by dawgmom
AND he's going to make CDs easier to open.
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Orrex
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Mon Nov-03-08 10:01 PM
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2. On those issues, I'm voting No on 1 and Yes on 2 |
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New Coke was what I imagine demons' semen to be like.
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Mon Nov-03-08 10:05 PM
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Okay an INTERESTING imagination you have there...
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Orrex
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Mon Nov-03-08 10:08 PM
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4. Would Druids' fluids be more palatable for you? |
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The rhyme's the thing, you see. That, and years of my misspent youth as a D&D geek...
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Mon Nov-03-08 10:12 PM
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6. Hey, I've TASTED demon's semen |
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New Coke wasn't anywhere near as salty.
Oh, boy...something tells me I'm going to regret that post......
(And seriously, I don't want New Coke to come back. I don't drink Coke very often anymore, but when I do, I want the real thing.)
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Mon Nov-03-08 11:50 PM
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7. Wow! Sounds like we've got a real party-girl in our midst |
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Mon Nov-03-08 11:54 PM
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8. Alas...all in the past |
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My party girl days are behind me.
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Mon Nov-03-08 11:55 PM
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9. THIS is why you should post a DU Journal |
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Really spice the place up.
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Tue Nov-04-08 12:01 AM
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10. You're egging me on to get me in trouble, aren't you? |
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Somebody else was doing that last night -- like that kid in school who sits behind you and whispers in your ear, "Awww, go ahead and do it. I dare ya. I double DAWG dare ya."
hahahahahaha
Time for me to hit the sack. I'm driving people to the polls tomorrow. G'night.
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Tue Nov-04-08 12:02 AM
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11. Good night--and I expect to see your Journal updated early tomorrow |
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Mon Nov-03-08 10:10 PM
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5. What about cane sugar to replace High Fructose Cornsyrup? |
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Tue Nov-04-08 12:20 AM
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12. I'm voting for him because I want lawn darts legalized again. |
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I also want Hostess to resume manufacture of their blueberry pies. The cherry ones are mediocre at best and the apple ones suck.
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Tue Nov-04-08 07:08 AM
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13. He promised to find my keys. |
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Tue Nov-04-08 10:51 AM
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14. My rough calculations show the average person will have 1300% |
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more fun under Obama's plan than McCain's. I emailed the Obama campaign requesting they add a "fun calculator" to their site right next to the tax break one...still waiting for a reply. Hello? Great idea here, offered for free...
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Tue Nov-04-08 11:00 AM
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15. McCain's plan was totally written by the fun industry. |
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Or "Big Fun" if you will.
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Tue Nov-04-08 11:04 AM
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16. He said he was gonna fix the elevator in my building. GoBama nt |
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