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Mon Mar-15-04 01:43 PM
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CAPTION the problem identified |
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Mon Mar-15-04 01:48 PM
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I know I have a brain. Let me jes stick my finger in mah ear and I"ll find it.
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Mon Mar-15-04 01:50 PM
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2. You fellas think the world's a mess? |
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You should see up here!
(with apologies to Vonnegut)
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Mon Mar-15-04 01:54 PM
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3. "Ah . . . Houston? . . . Ah, . . . I think |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:04 PM
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4. W. is "thinking": "Ah . . . let's see. They're yelling questions at me. |
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Now what did Karl say to do? . . . Ah, point to my ear like I can't hear and give them the Ronnie grin. Yeah, . . . that was it. Now how did that pointing go? . . . Hmm, . . . was it two fingers to the ear, or one, . . . like I'm a goinga blow out my brains if you guys don't stop asking me questions without giving me a hint or anything . . . Now for the 'Ronnie smile' part. How did that go . . . Like nodding and laughing . . . or was it the idiot leer-grin? . . . . Oh shit, I forgot . . . Hell, I'll just yell something back like 'Hey, I can't hear what you're seeing' or 'Take a picture, it'll last longer,' or . . . (blah, blah, blah)."
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:07 PM
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It is NOT up my ass, it's right here! Think I'm stupid?"
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:08 PM
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Them Spanishers who kicked my good little buddy Antznar out did it cause they counted all the votes, damn it. We told him to stop the counting and take it to the Supreme Court, but did he listen? Clarence was all set to say Si, too!"
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:09 PM
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7. Is he wearing a corset? Or a bustle? |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:10 PM
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8. "Last chance, Spanishers! Re-elect the other guy or the moron gets it!!" |
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Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 02:22 PM by Richardo
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:17 PM
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9. How come my mouth opens when I try and Think? I'll have ask Karl |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:21 PM
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10. I found them WMD's! They were right here all along! n/t |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:24 PM
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11. Caption "Bush, scratching his butt" n/t |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:44 PM
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12. Mongo get hair cut......makes Mongo ears look lower. Haw. |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:46 PM
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13. "Ask me one more question and I'll blow my head CLEAN OFF" |
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:50 PM
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14. "...short and stout... HERE is my handle; HERE is my spout..." |
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Please note how his left hand is currently on his "spout"
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Mon Mar-15-04 02:51 PM
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Mon Mar-15-04 04:09 PM
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16. W. is remembering (aloud) a favorite joke: |
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"And then she said, 'I'll keep an eye out for you." WOW! Cracks me up everytime I think about it. Geez. Imagine, "I'll keep an eye out for you.' WOW! Gee. Cracks me up every time. Jus think, 'I'll keep . . .' (blah, blah, bolah),"
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Mon Mar-15-04 04:20 PM
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17. "There's always room for Jello -- right here!" |
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Mon Mar-15-04 04:46 PM
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18. It finally happened; he drank so much he forgot how to pick his nose n/t |
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Mon Mar-15-04 04:48 PM
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19. "I'm a little teapot" |
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Mon Mar-15-04 07:50 PM
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20. Ya'll can't fool me ... I know it's the eyes of March today ... |
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