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Fri Apr-02-04 08:22 PM
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OMFG!!! Mrs Matcom On The Phone With Nothingshocksmeanymore RIGHT NOW!! |
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lock up your CHILDREN!! :scared:
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hold me!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ramifications of this could be MASSIVE!!!!
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:24 PM
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Teena's got the whole "gay catalog of recruiting gifts" to offer. If they start talking toaster overs, be afraid!
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:45 PM
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10. THEY ARE DISCUSSIGN TOASTER OVEN RECIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:46 PM
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12. Stop Will from moving!!!! |
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I think you're going to need a roommate soon.
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:24 PM
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2. I sure hope Mrs. Matcom is for real. |
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Who does she work for? S.P.E.C.T.R.E.?
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:25 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:25 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:26 PM
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5. HANG UP! I haven't seen Steph in a WEEK! |
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She'll steal your mate, mate.
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:41 PM
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6. She'd better be straightening you out on how to make ribs! |
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:41 PM
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Best be coming up with some alibis, QUICKLY
Good luck MATCOM....
You will be remembered fondly.
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:43 PM
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they are STILL on the phone!!
Lord KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE PLOTTING!!! :scared:
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:44 PM
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9. Is your wife laughing a lot? |
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Sort of snickering? In an evil, maniacal sort of way?
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:46 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:47 PM
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13. It's been good knowing you! |
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If you need a place to hide out, call me!
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Fri Apr-02-04 08:48 PM
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14. Oh I am sure Mrs Matcom will keep you around |
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IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER until the election. You are after all a vote for Kerry.
Then again there is always ABSENTEE voting......
I would be concerned about post election time however.
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:14 PM
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15. Yeah, when that early ballot arrives, DUCK AND COVER! |
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But vote John Forbes Kerry; D/President of the United States, first.
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:15 PM
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You could be in some trouuuuuble :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:17 PM
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17. I think NSMA and Matcom are the SAME PERSON |
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Ever notice the two are never in the same post togehter? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:22 PM
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18. i only WISH that were true! |
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they are PLOTTING AGAINST me I tells ya!!
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:28 PM
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19. I HAVE YOUR WIFE. IF YOU WANT HER BACK YOU MUST POST |
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NSMA'S RIBS ARE THE BEST!
It has to be it's own thread...no funny shit with invisible ink...you must worship the rib master if you hope to see your wife again.
This is not a hoax. You must follow the instructions...or she will forever be a slave
to the hood of my car
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:29 PM
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20. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:32 PM
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21. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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you can HAVE MY WIFE BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY RIB RECIPE!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU VILE HEATHEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take My Wife...... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:33 PM
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22. She looks so sweeeeeeeeeeet |
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on the hood of my car....BWAHAHAHAHAHA....suffer!
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:35 PM
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27. i love you so much Teena!! |
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you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:50 PM
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39. That's not the five words I want to hear |
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say em or Mrs. Mat is Mrs Shocksmeanymore...forever and ever
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:33 PM
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23. This is not looking good Matcom |
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:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
Did they say anything about cooking IT in pieces in the toaster oven.....
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:33 PM
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24. WHY AM I THINKING OF "ROSS" FROM FRIENDS?? |
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I.........I'M NOT SURE :7
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:35 PM
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well my love, you are VERY CLOSE!!!
:D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:35 PM
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26. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!! |
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Skittles!!!!! You are EEEEEEEEE-vil!!!!
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:39 PM
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I'll take that as a compliment. Man, I am toasted; drank three margaritas at Rockfish. *SLURP* :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:40 PM
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:42 PM
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31. ok . . . . and a couple of Hurricanes |
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Tom was driving - the screen was blurry so I put on my glasses and it made it worse - LOL
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:44 PM
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I can't imagine you drunk!! You're fun enough sober! :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:41 PM
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wanna have some fun? :D
scrue
cresue
scrough
csrough OH NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:44 PM
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33. You SHOULD be drinking! |
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:47 PM
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36. I'd be drinking if Tombo was chatting up the local hairdresser |
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:46 PM
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34. I'm drinking a Jack Daniels Country Cocktail now |
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I got 'em at Krogers. What set me off on a drinking binge? My cat brought a lizard in through the window and its tail separated - you know, that defense mechanism thing and IT (THE TAIL)KEPT MOVING - LIKE A FREAKING SNAKE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The lizard itself was not harmed but he was running around the room so I threw the cat out and scooped the lizard into a jar and let him go outside. But when I went back in the bedroom CLANCY WAS EATING THE TAIL WHICH WAS STILL MOVING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIKE A FREAK SHOW
I NEED ANOTHER DRINK
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:47 PM
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I damn near spit out my water!
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:49 PM
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IT WAS EITHER TAKE THE SIDEWINDER OUT OF HIS MOUTH OR HAVE A FEW DRINKS. LORDY. :o
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:50 PM
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38. LOL! The sidewinder?!! |
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It was just a freaking lizard tail.
You just wanted to get drunk. Don't make excuses!
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:51 PM
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TOM IS ON THE PHONE CHATTING IT UP WITH A HAIRDRESSER. :evilgrin:
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:52 PM
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41. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THAT FLOOZY? |
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:52 PM
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42. Thanks god my dog doesn't do that |
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He just licks his balls then kisses me.
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:55 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 09:59 PM
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44. Actually I'd like you all better that way if you could do that! |
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It's the asking ME part I can't get with :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:01 PM
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45. If we could do that, we'd never leave the house. |
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:04 PM
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f***, y'all would never GET DRESSED :o
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:05 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:07 PM
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I grew up with five brothers and no sisters, spent 4 years in the military and I've been dating over 30 years. Oh yes I have paid my dues. :)
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:08 PM
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Plus, we are not that tough to figure out.
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:11 PM
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55. my cat is trying to get me to feed him |
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I wonder why cat food is flavored chicken and beef - when's the last time a cat dragged home a side of beef? They should be rat flavored or maybe even lizard tail. :o
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:12 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:04 PM
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46. always bringing home some stray tail? |
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:08 PM
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51. We can top that - DS1 in a hotel with LynneSin & Ramsey |
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:09 PM
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52. Now that is a den of iniquity. |
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You two are great...it's that DS1 character I worry about. :D
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:10 PM
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btw - turn your phone on!!!
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Fri Apr-02-04 10:12 PM
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57. PM ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER NOW |
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For some reason I'm getting a drunk who has no idea who you are
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