sibelian
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Tue Nov-22-11 05:04 PM
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| I have just completed a 126 page report. |
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Can I ritually set it on fire now?
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| HopeHoops
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Wed Nov-23-11 08:49 AM
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| 1. That's EXACTLY what I was going to suggest. |
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Wed Nov-23-11 12:53 PM
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| 2. I'm too tired to strike the match... |
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Wed Nov-23-11 03:41 PM
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| 3. FUCK using a match - FLAME THROWER!!!!! |
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Wed Nov-23-11 04:02 PM
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God that's such a beautiful image! :D
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Thu Nov-24-11 08:00 AM
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| 7. Add a puppy and a kitten and you've got a PERFECT picture. |
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Well, you would have to take out the flame thrower. Or better yet - Photoshop the flame thrower into the picture so it looks like the puppy and kitten are using it to ignite the report!! :evilgrin:
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Wed Nov-23-11 03:57 PM
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| 4. You can set fire to a hard drive? |
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Wed Nov-23-11 04:03 PM
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| 6. With my laser beam eyes |
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in my fevered stress-ridden hallucinating brain...
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Thu Nov-24-11 02:08 PM
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| 8. Only after making (if required) copies for posterity. Then, toast some marshmallows with it. |
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As the old saying goes, 'A hundred years from now, will it matter?'
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