Physics finally explains why men SEEM to be unable to maintain eye contact with a well-endowed woman

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[MilesColtrane]

1. Ah yes, otherwise known as the Hendricks Gravity Well...

[krispos42]

2. "Don't look at women's cleavage" guarantees men will look at women's cleavage.

Our eyeballs move faster than our brains.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "Don't think of elephants!" "Don't think of elephants!" "Don't think of elephants!"

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No, seriously... that's the actual cliche!!!
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[krispos42]

4. Now I'm thinking of elephants with tits.

Thanks.

[Iggo]

5. I implore you to never EVER look too closely at a female elephant's chest.

You can't unsee that.

[Bake]

6. Scotty: "We canna change the laws of physics!"

So there you have it!

:hi:

Bake