2. Princess Beatrice
Wasn't the royal wedding splendid? Was Kate Middleton not utterly radiant in her Sarah Burton gown? In a world of conflict, this joyous occasion proved to be an inspiring and hopeful beacon of... HOLY SHIT, WHO INVITED THE RACCOON WITH THE VAGINA HAT? Take note, Americans: The British have just as many embarrassing hillbilly cousins as we do.===
This is item #2 from GQ's "The 25 Least Influential People" list, and it is some of the funniest shit I've ever read...which is no surprise, as the comments were written by the excellent blogger Big Daddy Drew.
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201112/25-least-influential-people-alive#slide=1All of these are great, but the ones for Pawlenty and Hank Williams Jr. should come with warnings: you might hurt something laughing.
Feast.
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