Couple has first kiss on wedding day and boy is it awkward! (video)

[Quixote1818]

Looks more like the way two fish gasping for air would kiss.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/29/virgin-diaries-tlc_n_1118364.html

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Best quote was the guy on the couch...

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... "I'm not a virgin entirely... by choice?"
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[rrneck]

10. What's this thing called..............love? nt

[gratuitous]

2. Reminds me of a story a friend told me many years ago

She was a student in college and came across an article of sexual dysfunction between two newlyweds. The couple very much wanted to have children, but couldn't get the wife in a family way. They submitted to a battery of expensive and incredibly invasive tests and procedures, and determined that both the husband and the wife were fertile. They went to a sex therapist (who wrote the article), who asked several questions about their sex lives: How often did they sleep together, what kind of underwear did the man wear, was it particularly cold or hot in the bedroom, and so forth.

Upon being assured that the bedroom was of normal temperature, the man wore loose-fitting underwear, and they slept together every night, the therapist suggested sleeping together every other night. After a month, no progress was reported, and the couple was getting increasingly desperate and frustrated. The therapist then interviewed the husband and wife separately, and discovered to his amazement that both of them thought "sleeping together" wasn't just a euphemism: Each thought that merely sharing the same bed was sufficient to cause conception. After one more quick lesson on the mechanics of the sexual act, the couple soon reported that all was as it should be.

The article concluded with the therapist's observation that while it probably wasn't so startling that a man and a woman could get to marriageable age without knowing the ins and outs (as it were) of sex, what was startling is that two of them found one another and got married.

[bigwillq]

3. Jeez, what the heck are they teaching at these schools?

:rofl:

:P

[elleng]

4. Nothing useful, THAT's for sure!

[XemaSab]

9. I've heard tale of more than one couple seeking fertility treatments

who was having teh buttseks for YEARS without realizing that anything was amiss. :o

[Brickbat]

5. I find that really sad.

[progressoid]

6. Well, that was uncomfortable.

[riderinthestorm]

7. Fundies!!! (silent fume) nt

[distantearlywarning]

8. Worst. Kiss. Ever.

Watching that actually made me feel slightly nauseated. Yikes. It looked like she was trying to eat him, not kiss him!

[Bunny]

11. Holy crap, were they trying to eat each other's face?

Jeezus that was weird.

[HughBeaumont]

12. That's the kiss of two people that don't know what they're doin'!

I mean, I respect their decision and all that, but find it very misguided. Sexual compatability is kind of important in a marriage and if you don't know what you're doing, how do you know you have it?

[Frank Cannon]

13. They look like they've never even SEEN anyone kiss before.

Didn't these people ever watch an episode of Star Trek?

She looks like a mother bird feeding her baby.

[dembotoz]

16. only zombie movies

[kayakjohnny]

14. A little finesse would have been nice.

From the comments section:

"The upside is that they may never figure out how to breed."

[LynneSin]

15. Seriously? Someone needs to pull TLC off of the cable box

It's an embarrassment the crap they put out there.

[Enrique]

17. what religion does not allow people to kiss before marriage?

:shrug:

[DebJ]

18. Uh....do these people know you can kiss and still be virgins?

That was really gross. My thoughts the same as the other poster: looks like she was trying to eat his face.

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. Ew EEEEWWW! Who is dancing lead in that mess!

AHH! I am now reminded of the Rievers attacking Miss Isringhousen in that Serenity movie! EWWWWW!