Dear GOD, this bearded douchbag on the eHarmony commercials...women would actually DATE him?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Discuss. I think they purposely chose an annoying actor so people would talk about eHarmony. Just like I'm doing right now.

:rant:

[frogmarch]

1. Got a screen shot of him?

I don't know what bearded guy you mean.

[BiggJawn]

2. I could give a deuce about Eharmony.

Not at all friendly to Atheist divorced people.

"Sorry, we don't have anyone who matches you profile. Good luck with your miserable sinful life."

[WCGreen]

3. I said the exact same thing....

Douche...

[cherokeeprogressive]

4. Beauty is in the eye of...

Wait. You don't understand that saying apparently.

Nevermind.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. It's not the looks, it is the guy's weasel demeanor...

...but yeah, I do understand. It was just surprising to see this specific guy chosen as their "spokesmodel."

[cherokeeprogressive]

6. I'm 50yo, bald, fat, have this huge skin tag inside my right armpit

a squeaky voice, flat feet, and walk like a duck. No foo-foo juice has yet to tame my BO, halitosis is my middle name, and my lazy eye isn't just lazy; it's actually looking for worms while my good eye is fishing.

Not cool.

I totally understand the choice of that particular spokeshole. We're not all gorgeous, lernt, well-off, or athaletic.

Would that we could all look, be, or aspire to physical beauty and have it within our realm of possibilities.

There is someone out there who might, on her worst day, find me attractive.

All I have to do is send in my $29.95, answer a thousand questions about me, and they'll find her.

I auditioned for the part of spokeshole, but they said the mole on my nose might turn people off.

Such is my life...

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. I remember the only time little Cherokee Purrgessive pooped in your shoes TWICE in one day:

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