Let's invent new "voter demographics" just to confuse the pollsters and the candidates!

[Ken Burch]

Examples

Badminton Dads -Lawn game enthusiasts who are strongly anti-terrorist, middle-of-the-road on the deficit, and favor total drug legalization.

Tedium Teens -earnest, dreary, but dutiful new voters who no one wants to hang with, supportive of free trade, ambivalent about welfare fraud, and committed to a crackdown on street musicians and mimes.

Goth Grannies -aged out Eighties alienation cases who favor low taxes, are strongly anti-immigrant, and support strict bans on nuclear power and accordions.

Add yours below. Bonus points for listing which "swing states" your new demographics are concentrated in.