Perry vows real change if elected

[FedUp_Queer]

http://news.yahoo.com/perry-vows-real-change-elected-023208070.html

This reads like an Onion headline. When I saw this, I couldn't help but think of a the parenthetical: (if only he can remember it).

[elleng]

1. Right; we'll all shoot ourselves.

[demosincebirth]

2. If he can remember what change.

[jobycom]

3. Reel change. He was just talking about his fishing poll. Um, pole. nt

[Cirque du So-What]

4. (p)Rick Perry believes in 'change,' because he wakes up to a different world every day

That boy could hide his own Easter eggs.