Republican/Conservative Chickenhawk Hall of Infamy

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* George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got
assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running
for U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam,
disappeared from duty.
* Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage.
* Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor.
* Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a 'pilonidal cyst.')
* Bill O'Reilly: did not serve.
* Dennis Hastert: did not serve.
* Tom Delay: did not serve.
* Roy Blunt: did not serve.
* Bill Frist: did not serve.
* Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
* Rick Santorum: did not serve.
* Trent Lott: did not serve.
* John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business.
* Jeb Bush: did not serve.
* Karl Rove: did not serve.
* Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." (The man who attacked Max
Cleland's patriotism.)
* Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
* Vin Weber: did not serve.
* Richard Perle: did not serve.
* Douglas Feith: did not serve.
* Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
* Richard Shelby: did not serve.
* John Kyl: did not serve.
* Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
* Christopher Cox: did not serve.
* Newt Gingrich: did not serve.
* Ronald Reagan: due to poor eyesight, served in a non-combat role
making movies. Quit while the war was still going on.
* "B-1" Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in
Korea.
* Phil Gramm: did not serve.
* Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve.
* John M. McHugh: did not serve.
* JC Watts: did not serve.
* Jack Kemp: did not serve. "Knee problem," although continued in NFL
for 8 years.
* Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard.
* Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
* George Pataki: did not serve.
* Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
* John Engler: did not serve.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.
* Sean Hannity: did not serve.
* Michael Savage: did not serve.
* George Will: did not serve.
* Paul Gigot: did not serve.
* Bill Bennett: did not serve.
* Pat Buchanan: did not serve.
* Bill Kristol: did not serve.
* Kenneth Starr: did not serve.
* Antonin Scalia: did not serve.
* Clarence Thomas: did not serve.
* Ralph Reed: did not serve.
* Michael Medved: did not serve.
* John Wayne: did not serve.
* Charlie Daniels: did not serve.
* Ted Nugent: did not serve. (He only shoots at things that don't
shoot back.)

[lumpy]

1. Our American political hack heros....

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[izquierdista]

2. To be truthful....

I'm not so enamored of the Republicans who DO serve

Gen. Douglas MacArthur: 4 Bonus Marchers dead, fired for insubordination by President Truman
Gen. Colin Powell: whitewashed the My Lai massacre, waved a vial of sand at the UN
Col. Oliver North: two wrongs make a right (wing, that is)
Adm. John Poindexter: convicted oops, reversed on appeal felon.
Gen. David Petraeus: never met a surge he didn't like.
Capt. Casper Weinberger: pardoned perjurer.

Need I go on?

[DBoon]

3. If you are going to include Ted Nugent, you should also include Alice Cooper

nt

[Cereal Kyller]

4. Nugent, the product of Too Many Drugs

Yeah, I know he denies it. But just LOOK at the guy!