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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:58 PM Original message |
Man shoots own penis while tucking loaded gun! |
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Tim01 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
1. Dumbass. No sympathy. |
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NRaleighLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
2. Hard to know where to begin with that one! |
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gorfle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:18 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. It's not hard at all anymore! yuk yuk yuk |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. They should forgo the jail-time for this guy. |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:03 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. No kidding. The jail time doesn't come close to even being redundant. nt |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
4. That gives a new meaning to gun violence |
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villager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. So much for *that* metaphor! |
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gaspee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
7. BWA-Hahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Grey (933 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
8. Darwin Award.. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:11 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. My first thought..... |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 07:23 PM Response to Reply #8 |
31. Yeppers - sure looks like he's taken himself out of the gene pool... |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
9. Careful where you point that thing ! |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
10. If only the penis had been armed, it could have shot back |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:14 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. You can have my penis... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:46 AM Response to Reply #15 |
46. If your hands are dead and cold... |
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pleah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
11. One eyed monster gets fatally wounded in gun accident. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:09 PM Original message |
That's what you get for going off half-cocked. |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
17. You win. nt |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
12. Neuhardt is now Nichtsohardt |
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Bankhead_ATL (248 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
14. I bet his we-we hurt |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
16. I ALWAYS wonder about guys tucking firearms into their pants like that. No way! nt |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:40 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. And notice he was NOT using a holster. |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
18. Dickless wonder.... |
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rl6214 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 03:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
48. What's a moran? |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
19. Loaded gun, huh? |
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jeepnstein (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
20. Two words... |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. When I was working in the ER |
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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:25 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Another I'm glad my mouth was empty DU Posts |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 09:41 AM Response to Reply #21 |
45. *snort* |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
23. He'll forever dribble when he whizzes |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
25. There was a notorious Vietnamese gangster and assassin |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
26. Is that sentence "three years of hard time"? |
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Tim01 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
27. Did it have a de-cocker? |
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gorfle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:20 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. You win. |
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spin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
30. Most humorous thread I've read today. (n/t) |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
32. His new nickname: snubnose! |
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jehovas_waitress (86 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:40 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Now he has a permanent hollow point |
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Statistical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
34. The 4 rules so simple so easy to avoid so many "accidents" |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
35. Massad Ayoob on Mexican Carry |
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jeepnstein (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 04:18 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. I've used... |
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ManiacJoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 06:02 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Mexican Carry would be holsterless. |
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jeepnstein (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:35 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Holsterless is a bit dumb... |
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ManiacJoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 02:45 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. Never heard of that version before. |
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Euromutt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 04:14 AM Response to Original message |
36. I'm very skeptical about this story |
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Wednesdays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
37. K&R |
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Deadric Damodred (365 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
38. Looks like he's gonna be in need of some Extenze. |
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AtheistCrusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
39. At least he only pointed it at himself |
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Deadric Damodred (365 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 03:17 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. I think Mr. Happy was just an innocent bystander. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
43. Sounds like this dickless wonder needs to bone up on gun safety... |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-28-09 08:17 PM Response to Reply #43 |
49. I have a feeling won't be "playing" with guns for a while... |
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RushIsRot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-29-09 02:03 AM Response to Original message |
50. I hate it when that happens. |
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