Erin Elizabeth
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Wed May-14-08 03:46 PM
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Edited on Wed May-14-08 03:47 PM by Erin Elizabeth
I started randomly partying. It was a long night. I think it involved Vicodin.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is I just woke up about thirty minutes ago and got the SHOCK of my LIFE: HILLARY CLINTON WON WEST VIRGINIA!
It must mean DOOM for the Obama campaign.
I mean, what does it MEAN that Obama didn't win West Virginia? What deep horrible dark omen MUST THIS BE? I've decided it must mean we are all doomed. Not just Obama supporters. Not even just Democrats. Not even just Americans. The world. All of us. Doomed.
This was SO COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED.
Ok, I wasn't partying last night. I don't abuse drugs. And I certainly didn't just wake up, I've been working my ass off all day. But the rampant levels of ignorance on CNN last night (as satirized above) amazed me, and I have really low standards for TV "news."
Oh and make that time number four that I've heard McAuliffe say "Obama lost Michigan." Does that man even have three brain cells to rub together?
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