Rocknrule
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Mon Nov-10-08 10:55 PM
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On behalf of the people of the United States and the world, I urge you to DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND ARREST ALL REPUBLICANS!
America cannot afford to let these people run around free. I mean--some of them voted TWICE for The Worst President Ever!
We can herd the remaining Republicans to Utah. They can have their own country, where they can pass disastrous laws, declare war on everybody, and live according to Republican principles.
We could call this nation Dumbfuckistan. There would be low taxes, no health care, no environmental protection, no safety net, no regulations, and no infrastructure. There would be a whopping big military and a whopping big deficit. There would be plenty of gays--but no gay marriage.
There would be no illegal immigration, no GI Bill, and no Freedom of Information Act, no workplace safety laws, no food labeling laws, etc. There would be no abortions, but the infant mortality rate would be through the roof.
(to the humor-impaired...THIS IS A JOKE. It is also copied and pasted, but I forgot what the original source was. Still good for a laugh though.)
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