A letter to Alaska from Washington

[gordontron]

Dear Alaska,

I'm sorry as Washingtonians we don't write very often, or for that matter think of Alaska very often, but we felt it necessary to get back in touch. While we love the support you guys lend the Mariners and the Seahawks (we can call them the NW Seahawks if you like), we aren't fans of this ted stevens guy. He keeps threatening to come down and bad mouth Maria, which would be fine if he didn't smell so bad. Therefore we humbly ask you that keep him on a leash. Thanks, hoping we don't have to write again soon

-The people of Washington State

[Blue_In_AK]

1. How nice of you to drop by.

:hi: Unfortunately, none of us here have much control over Ted and his mouth, and he's not up for re-election until 2008, so sadly there's not much we can do. Sorry...