The Battle To Be Jeb's Lotion Boy (Y'all gotta read this!)

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http://www.tbo.com/news/columnists/danielruth/MGBXHRQQPRE.html">(Daniel Ruth Column)

"Vote For Haversham - A true conservative in the Jeb Bush bootlicker tradition."

"Sure Haversham claims to be a Jeb Bush bootlicker conservative, but Murgatroyd is the real conservative in this race since he would wear a lampshade on his head and squeal like a pig if Jeb Bush so much as nodded in his direction."

"More lies from Murgatroyd. Haversham clearly proved he is the apple of Jeb Bush's eye when he literally carried Columba on his back while she shopped at Neiman Marcus."

"It's sad, really, to see Haversham floundering about claiming to be the true Jeb Bush lotion boy in this race when it's obvious Murgatroyd is the real-deal sycophant. The facts are these: When Haversham mentions Jeb Bush, all you hear in the background is some rinky-dink version of 'Yankee Doodle Dandy,' whereas when Murgatroyd refers to Florida's living deity, he plays Handel's 'Messiah,' complete with the entire 'Hallelujah' chorus."

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