My theory - Iowa's gay marriage caused swine flu

[rurallib]

What is the connection between Iowa and flu? Lots of swine! When did the swine flu happen? Right on the eve of legalized gay marriage!
The fundies were right! I rest my case.

[Bluzmann57]

1. And gay marriage caused all the rain too

See, it's the fundy version of God punishing us for being a bunch of gay lovin' forward thinkers instead of a bunch of backwards redneck hillbillies.

[progressoid]

2. I also thought the weekend storms were a harbinger of things to come.

I'd laugh but it won't be long before some nutjob seriously proposes a link between swine flu and teh gay marriage.


(would that be a sausage link?;) )

[Cairycat]

3. One of the dumb keyboard kommandos

in the Waterloo Courier did link the rain and gay marriage. It's only a matter of time before the wingnuts link it to swine flu.

[progressoid]

4. Oy.

That didn't take long.

[Rambis]

5. Iowa City was up in arm

there were 17 total signatures against it on 3 separate petitions:rofl:

[progressoid]

6. Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha!

17 - Too funny.

Up in arm! :rofl:

[rurallib]

8. divided evenly among the petitions?

[Rambis]

12. If we were pugs we would be

checking to see how many were forged. Prolly the work of ACORN:)

[IADEMO2004]

7. Gay issues bring out SW Iowas inner monsters

http://kma960.com/view.asp?story=8389

This is near the bottom of the comments.

"I've got a truck and chain. We can do something about this"


Is it and invitation to kill? remember James Byrd?

[progressoid]

9. There are some horrible comments there.

Either KMA960 doesn't care what is posted or they condone it.

Both are unacceptable.

[47of74]

13. That sounds like a threat to me...

I hope whoever posted that gets a talking to by law enforcement.

[Debi]

10. Don't forget the tornados and floods!

God is maaaaaad at Iowa.

[Hardrada]

11. If you like what Iowa has become you'll love Hell!

You sinners and miscreants!!

[Debi]

15. That's an awesome Iowa Tourism slogan!

:thumbsup:

[Hardrada]

16. When branstad was gov they had one that I adapted:

"Iowa, you make me smell."

[47of74]

14. I don't see the sky falling in

Nor anything odd raining out of the sky, or any rampaging hoards of gerbils, beavers, etc running around now.

[Hardrada]

17. You're right. No potential menace anywhere!