Is this Vilsack worthy?

[evlbstrd]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x241956

It could end up being very mean.

[Mabus]

1. !

:rofl: I think we'd better keep in the K-Zone.

Just remember, what happens in the Kansas forums, stays in the Kansas forums.

[evlbstrd]

2. You're right.

I'm glad I resisted temptation. I'm still a recovering Catholic.

[Mabus]

3. Must be a karmic thing

I know a lot of recovering Catholics and a lot of teachers.
:scared:

[evlbstrd]

4. Me, too!

It's very spooky. And I don't believe in spooks. Except for the spy kind, they're real.

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5. and I didn't believe in brownies

until showed up in my bacon.

[evlbstrd]

6. Between your bacon brownies,

and my mutant crickets, we may have the roots of a new religion.

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7. don't forget

The Admiral's vilsack and proud's coulter.

[evlbstrd]

8. Holy Relics all.

That's a very important part of any really serious religion. Now, if we could get a hold of Richard Nixon's bones.

edit: dumbass

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9. Huh?

Who are you a dumbass?

Nixon had bones? I thought he was made of plastic as evidenced by his melting nose.

[evlbstrd]

10. Come to think of it,

I never did see the stake in his heart, either.
Can we get Reagan's bones?

[Mabus]

16. Are you crazy!

Don't you remember how long it took to bury him the first time? Jeezuz, if we dug him there's no telling how long it would take to rebury him.

[evlbstrd]

19. That's why we need to rent a Bobcat.

And the carbon offets. Would the bones count?

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20. Hmmm, interesting proposition

And where to we get a Bobcat? Besides, personally I think that Nancy has Ronnie's bones and uses them to cast her daily I Ching while she's waiting for the astrologers to call her.

[evlbstrd]

21. I suspect you may be right.

Any pieces Mommy doesnt't have would be in the hands of the radical right wing cabal. I can hear them gnawing.

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22. and sucking out the bonemarrow

and the first one in line every morning is Peggy Noonan.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Kindly leave my coulter out of this conversation

It's trying to get some rest.

[evlbstrd]

12. How the hell can I get away with the way

I really want to answer this?

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Answer any way you want but remember

I just yesterday got a guy kicked off another discussion board. And he never even mentioned my coulter.

[evlbstrd]

14. You scare the shito out of me!

I know what you did. And you were the one who mentioned your coulter, not me!

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. I am such a tease

:evilgrin:

[evlbstrd]

17. Sshh.

People will talk.

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18. If we can't talk about your coulter

than you can't talk about their vilsacks.

[proud2BlibKansan]

27. So I am in this alone now?

There are other coulters in this group you know. Just sayin . . .

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28. As you well know, I can talk vilsack for hours

with breaks to catch my breath and stop my sides from hurting. You also know I can also talk about coulters: mine, yours, classic's, etc. So, I'm not the one trying to stop the coulter talk. But, hmmmmmm, who was who said her coulter was off-limits? :shrug:

[BuelahWitch]

29. Well at least it's warmer now

so no vilsacks or coulters will have icicles hanging from them...:hide:

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30. Which reminds me

Why is your coulter needing rest? Hmmmmm. What have you been up to these days? As they say, "Enquiring minds want to know."

:rofl:

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23. fwiw, we thought proud would start the first vilsack thread

:rofl: I don't know why we thought it would be her but we did. Good thing we didn't bet anyone.

[BuelahWitch]

24. I don't know about that thread, but I have a horrible confession

I'm going to totally mess up my movie street cred here, but I almost walked out of the movie Joe Dirt during the scene where the dog's balls were frozen to the porch.
Yes, alas, this great lover of classic film, this almost-Chaplin scholar, is admitting to watching Joe Dirt in the theater.:cry:

[evlbstrd]

25. Almost?

What stopped you, David Spade's scintillating acting?

[BuelahWitch]

26. If I had known then that Dennis Miller was a 'pug

I WOULD have walked out!