bucket mouth batting zero

[luckyleftyme2]

well the rant was on in bucketville -the far right team was at bat!(short for gonzo)it was the top of the ninth 2 outs at stake was 480 jobs plus an additional 200-300if the other mill was opened! It was the big league game of the year and the future of Millenocket's mills!
the count was full the pitch was thrown(we need a tax break to complete the deal) ole bucket mouth the feared batter replied not on my shift!
the fans booed BOO BOO!
OLE BUCKET MOUTH SCREWED UP AGAIN ! THE MILL IS GONE!
WHAT AN A-HOLE THEY HAD PUT IN TO HELP THEM! OLE BUCKET MOUTH STRIKES OUT AGAIN!
HIS MENTOR THE MAN WITH THE CALLUS TONGUE(FROM PATTING HIMSELF ON HIS BACK)HAS DECIDED TO RUN TO FLORIDA! GOOD RIDDANCE!
BUT WHEN SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS YOU CAN EXPECT THIS IDIOTIC AGENDA TO CONTINUE! AND MORE AND MORE LOSE THEIR LIVELIHOOD WHILE HUFF AND PUFF STRUTS AROUND BARNYARD!