A Campaign Song for Fortenberry,Sung to the Tune of Oh Suzanna.

[norml]

He came from Louisiana with a theology degree on his knee. To take Nebraska for the Christian Right,his name is Fortenberry. Fortenberry,why won't you reimburse me? My name is Lincoln Nebraska,and I'm asking on my knee. Oh the fundraiser it raised so much the coffers they ran dry. The city had to pay for it,it made the Mayor cry. Fortenberry,why won't you reimburse me? Don't tell me to go Cheney myself,I'm asking pretty please. He ran to defund Planned Parenthood,he never got it done. He's a rubber stamp for the Christian Right,don't send him to Washington. Fortenberry,why won't you reimburse me? Go back to Louisiana with your theology degree on your knee.

[Rainbowreflect]

1. If you are going to sing on KLIN,

let me know ahead of time & I will tune in.

[norml]

6. OK,I'm singing it now.

Election Day 7:20am

[BensMom]

2. Wa wa HOO

Okay I really really hate that 5pm klin talk show guy.
A true brainless...bal bla bla and he has the airwaves!!

I love to listen to the idiot and have even called in to the show, he doesn't know what to do.

Please sing it!!

[norml]

3. I'm changing "The city had to pay for it" to "Taxpayers had to pay for it"

It works better that way. I'll be singing it on KLIN,sometime between 7:30 am,and 8:30 am this Tuesday.

[BensMom]

4. I will be listening

I will tune in on my way to work.
We all need to call in during the KLIN 5 pm show, too.

[norml]

5. Sorry,I was unable to call this morning. Tomorrow...

I have a comedy bit I'm going to do tomorrow on automated dialer phone calls for Fortenberry,and gambling. Thursday morning I will sing the Fortenberry song.