Man Arrested for Urinating on Steaks

[The Northerner]

Source: Fox 8 WJW

CANTON, Ohio -- A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store.

According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. on Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.

Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.

According to Lt. Brown, it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown's actions.

He is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.

Read more: http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-man-arrested-urinating-steaks,0,5343411.story

[Schema Thing]

1. Doh!!! Ambien!

[hobbit709]

2. He was just trying to marinate the steaks.

[LiberalFighter]

6. He probably found out the steaks were very tough.

Just making it easier for those buying at Walmart to have juicier steaks.

[Onceuponalife]

3. Probably a pissed-off ex-employee.

[Kievan Rus]

4. Sounds like he did it on purpose...probably an ex-employee

[ZombieHorde]

5. Who here hasn't mistaken Wal-Mart for a bathroom,

and who here hasn't mistaken Wal-Mart's meats for urinal cakes?

Wal-Mart should clearly label their meats, "Meat, Not Urinal Cakes."

[Kaleva]

7. Hopefully, drugs and/or alcohol played a role.

[smalll]

8. Yes, hopefully, because otherwise it's some wacked-out sexual fetish.

Which would be worse, all things considered.

[GinaMaria]

9. Have we run out of ways to express ourselves?

seriously? Who considers this an option?

[tcaudilllg]

10. Only the insane.