I just read an article in the Portland Monthly (while waiting to get a

[tmooses]

haircut) by our old friend Lars. Pretty disgusting and kind of funny in a way-he comes out as a poor, unfortunate victim to the likes of Michael Moore who had given out his tel no. Now his whole life has changed because of the thousands of liberals who call his home. My response would be "Hey Lars, get an unlisted number, you moron!" I think I'll write a letter to the mag and see if they publish it.