He Couldn’t Find His Butt With OnStar, Both Hands, a Map, and a Compass

[hobbit709]

comment from JuanitaJean herownself.

Ricky shoots his mouth off again. doesn't know that Juarez is in Mexico.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/50368.html

[Melissa G]

1. LOL!

Had to get a proxy to get me to DU to read this but it was worth it! :rofl:
:hi: hobbit

[sonias]

2. Lets annex Juarez!

And that way the hordes of people that are obviously voting illegally :sarcasm: from Juarez can become legitimate voters!

Both immigration and vote fraud can be solved with one swift annexation procedure. Silly Perry might be onto something! :rof:

[AgainsttheCrown]

3. It's all part of his plan

To first reconstitute the Republic of Texas.

Step 1: Secede from the US.
Step 2: Take the parts of New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado (and maybe...Wyoming) that were RoT territories back by force.
Step 3: Preemptive strike against Mexico to prevent drug war terrorism.
Step 4: Liberate the Confederacy from the hands of the Union.
Step 5: Canada's next. He must liberate them from their socialist healthcare system.

This will of course lead to his ultimate goal of world domination.

Rick Perry 2014- Anybody with hair this good should be a leader of something.

[sonias]

He should lead the Hair Growth Club for Men

That's the only job he's really qualified for. :evilgrin:

[sonias]

4. He should lead the Hair Growth Club for Men

That's the only job he's really qualified for. :evilgrin: