The Prince William County Mother Goose Fairy Tales

[demnan]

Starring Jeff Fredrick!

(Some actual campaign literature from Hilda Barg, aimed at the unfair commercials of Jeff Frederick, her opponent. This little brochure was aimed at people who actually read and thus might be our voters).

Jeffrey Frederick sat on a wall
Jefferey Frederick told a tale tall
New money for schools, I brought to you
New money for roads, I did that too!

But the records in Richmond, they did not lie
He voted 'gainst both, he could not deny
And all the king's horses and all the king's men
Could not put poor Jeffrey's story together again!

Jeff be nimble Jeff be slick
Jeff says his business skill
Should make him your pick

Jeff was sued for extortion
Jeff was sued for fraud
By three different clients,
Which makes Jeff quite flawed.

Jeff he does claim
It's not all black and white
But a businessman knows
It's the customer who's right.

Jeffrey Frederick quite contrary
How does your vote total grow
With stories bold and tactics cold
And contributers lined in a row.

Hilda Barg, he did charge
Was taking developer dough
But with 29 grand in his hand
He was asking developers for mo'.

There was a young man who ate his own shoe
he said his opponent had acted untrue
She wanted our money a house to construct
For illegal immigrants and other such ruck!

From his own party there came hue and cry
The words of jeff Frederick were completely a lie
A retraction he offered, his words were not true
He was forced to digest a bite from his shoe.

But sadly, oh sadly, this story's not through
After admitting his wrong, he charged it anew
In multiple mailings, he repeated his claim
It seems that poor Jeffrey is past any shame.

Little boy Frederick
Quit blowing your horn
The clothes of a soldier
You proudly adorn

But this lofty honor
You claim to deserve
Is based on the measly
One month you did serve