WE ARE...

[Hubert Flottz]

LOSERS...again. Conservatism don't work any better on the football field than it does in Washington. I rest my case and my couch, till next year. (hope we old geezers can hold out till Brawl # 200 and our next shot at a "national championship.")

[Lasher]

1. You were right to be skeptical. I was wrong.

What a pack of losers. Don't think I'll even watch the bowl game. I don't think I have ever experienced a defeat quite that bitter.

But hey, it's just a game.

Oh! somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville -- mighty Casey has Struck Out.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Casey might fly north for the money.

I think the new coach has Don's Syndrome! The tell-tale symptom is, running it up the middle every time, on every first and second down and then, just to cross up the other team's defensive scheme, running it up the middle on every third and fourth down too, for about twenty years and a golden watch.

I don't think Rich is tough enough to take the heat that goes with the job in Morgantown.

Who blew the Pitt game...not the "Joe Blow, Know it all, Fans."

[Hubert Flottz]

3. So Long Rich...lumpy landings...

There was once a young coach name of Rich,
His team he decided to ditch,
He cut out 'fore the Bowl,
Like a total A--hole,
Now the players can't tell what from which.

Rich said fans "you can wait till next year,"
But such crap the fans don't wanna hear,
So Rich slobbered and sobbed,
As he searched for his job,
He'll screw Michigan up next I fear.

LET'S GO MOUNTAINEERS! You don't need a Zellout to win!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "We saw in Rich a man of strong character

who truly cares about his players and treats them as family," athletic director Bill Martin said.

Looks like a daddy who ran out on his family when they really needed a daddy the most, to me.

[MadAnne]

5. Thanks for the poem.

I sent it to my mom. She's so pissed she can't talk.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. A couple of limericks to express my feelings for the former head...

of that "Mountaineer Family" old Richey Rich bragged on at the big Michigan presser this AM. All Rich really cared about was the cash and the praise...he wasn't much of a "family" man at WVU, when the chips were really down! He jumped on the players and screamed and yelled when they didn't execute, but he couldn't handle the fans doing the same thing to him, when he failed to execute.

The fans were upset when Rich blew the Pitt game, but that wasn't enough damage for Rich to inflict on we old WV "Joe Blow, Know It All Fans"... Tell your Mom I feel her pain!

[Lasher]

7. I hope he loses badly to Ohio State 3 years in a row and ends up coaching grade school volleyball.

Now I know why we lost the Pitt game. Rich was too busy counting his money to prepare. He had already turned the page and was preoccupied with Michigan.

Looks like he's set himself up pretty good for now, after having built a reputation taking credit for Pat White's athletic abilities. It would be funny if we won the Fiesta Bowl without him.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "It would be funny if we won the Fiesta Bowl without him."

I'll bet half the country hopes the same thing. I haven't talked to a single WVU fan that isn't PISSED! You know the players are mad as hell too...maybe they can turn that old churning burning anger, into some points in the Fiasco Bowl! Maybe the new coach will let that pony run...somewhere besides straight up the middle, on every first and second down.


Either way, Michigan got a sore loser! That sucker was eat up with Don's syndrome anyway...now he's in run it up the middle heaven!...with "THE BIG PLAN"