The Sanctity of Marriage Handbook

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Just in case your memory of the follies of the pro-some-family crowd has been up to while they're telling us how to live, comes this small, easy to carry dictionary of hypocrisy.

Bryan Harris is funnier than Hell! He details the Godly exploits fo such paragons of virtue as...

Bobb Barr
Henry Hyde
James Guckert (Jeff Gannon)
Ann Coulter
Rick Santorum
Helen Chenowith
Laura Schlessinger
Phil Gramm
Sun Yung Moon
Dick Armey
Ed Schrock
Strom Thurmond
Bill O'Reilly
Arthur J Finkelstein
David Drier
Ken Mehlman
Jim Kolbe...and others.

Excerpt:
Champion of the NRA and sweetheart of the "family values" crowd, ol' Bob has been married three times and sued for child support. In 1992, he showed hissupport for the foundations of society by licking whipped cream from the cleavages of two women at a leukemia fundraiser. When confronted with the photographs of this principled act, Representative Barr(R-Ga) said it had been done for charitable reasons-his table had donated $200 to the cause and so he ran his tongue over the breasts of a credit-card executive and a nurse.

As a leading torch bearer in the Clinton lynch mob, Barr became a target of Hustler publisher Larry Flynt.... Barr's second wife, Gail, a former CIA analys, said Barr consented to and paid for her 1983 abortion. She later came to realize, while filling in for Barr's secretary, that she was scheduling lunches foer him and his mistress and soon to be wife, Jeri Dobbin.

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[Lefty48197]

1. Here's a couple of more names for your list:

You can add disgraced "family values" Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox who had tried to hide his many years of extramarital sexual affairs. Too bad Mikey, the cat is out of the bag. You're a hypocrite and a liar. I wouldn't trust you to take out my garbage on trash day. You should consider a different career, and start it immediately! You are such a scum bag, you are a disgrace to the entire State of Michigan, and the law enforcement industry in general.

Don't forget Republican/NRA hero Ted Nugent who espouses "family values" yet fathered a child with one woman, while married to another. When the mother of Ted's fatherless child sued for child support, Ted decided to seek custody of the child, even though he was about seven years old and had never met his biological "father".

Don't forget NRA champion and former NBA star Karl Malone who has a whole stable of children, never having married any of their mothers.