Post your ideas for the next "new Star Trek" film!

[Fire Walk With Me]

Mine?

A Federation science ship journeys to a ruined star system in which they meet up with their old nemesis, the genetically-engineered ultramusician Greg Kihn, who places mind-control worms into the ears of two crew members. Greg and his fans proceed to take over the science ship sent to investigate, and lay a trap for Kirk. In the process, they steal the Genesis device, a machine which causes excellent lead singer/musicians to leave the band and for second-rate singer/musicians to attempt to take their place. To stop the use of such a diabolical device, Kirk and crew....hide in the nebula. This does not deter Kihn from triggering the device, hoping that Kirk and crew will lose all hope due to the extreme transition from "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" to "Illegal Alien". The plan fails as Kirk and crew warp away at greater than the speed of (bad) sound.

Cue Kirk screaming "Kiiiiihn!"

But...





Spoiler alert....






Spock turns out to have been a Phil Collins-era Genesis fan, and, having tuned his scanner to Kihn and kept listening, falls dead. The crew have no pity and throw him in the ship's recycling unit.


SEE? ITS JEENIUS!

[Buzz Clik]

1. It should be a musical with Shatner and Nimoy doing their best stuff.

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2. I believe that very possibility was what caused them to "reboot" the entire Trek Universe!

:rofl: :hi:

[Dogmudgeon]

3. Not just any musical -- an ALL-NUDE musical!

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--d!

[shadowknows69]

5. Nude time travel

Shit it's been done with the Terminator, and Harlon Ellison would probably sue again.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. "Very funny, Scotty.

Now beam down our clothes."

[shadowknows69]

9. How'd you know my name is Scotty?

Guess which constant joke I grew up with in school?

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10. Oops. Sorry.

:)

[AsahinaKimi]

6. Toss in Bent Spiner ... and you got a three some..

[shadowknows69]

4. Don't make one.

Enough of my boyhood pleasures have been through the "reimagining" mill already thank you kindly.

[8 track mind]

7. ummm.... Picard orders number one to go take a number two... n/t

[ZombieHorde]

11. Space zombie infect the Enterprise. nt

[Touchdown]

12. They don't write 'em like that anymore!

...aw-uh-uh---aw-aw-aw-aw---awwww!

You made this one easy!:rofl:

[gk88850]

13. What Touchdown said