Live Action Movie Review: Patrick Still Lives

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Patrick Still Lives (Patrick Vive Ancora) (Uncut Release)

Country of origin: Italy

Year: 1980

Genre: Sleazy Cheesy Horror

Story: Patrick is left in a comma after a humorous road side incident. His father keeps Patrick in his mansion, hooked up to machines which grant Patrick powerful psychic powers. The father invites some people to stay at the mansion for a short vacation, each guest has a dark secret.

Acting: Mediocre cheese.

Humor: The green floating eyes are kind of funny, but no intentional humor.

Violence: Lots of psychic violence, some of which is extremely brutal.

Sex: Tons of full frontal female nudity, a little full frontal male nudity, and a fairly explicate scene of female masturbation if you get the Uncut Release.

Overall: This movie is really cheesy, has lots of nudity, and graphic violence. If you are squeamish or prude, you should stay far away from this movie. If you are degenerate and enjoy a little cheese, definitely check this flick out. Make sure you get the Uncut Release, such as the one put out by Media Blasters/Shriek Show.

This is one of the only pictures from this movie I can post according to DU rules.