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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-11 04:22 PM
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Let the church help (comedy)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-11 04:24 PM
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1. Just Google "church bulletin bloopers" and you'll find:
"The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning."

"The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."

"Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door."

"Ushers will eat latecomers."
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-11 04:25 PM
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2. Heheheh
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dtexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-11 05:00 PM
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3. Somehow, it doesn't ease my worries.
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