Can Neoscopes Compete with Horoscopes? Misapplied Physics, Product Placements, and Other Stuff

[Boojatta]

Below is the Neoscope format. Why not write one?

Symptoms: How you have been feeling lately. If the description doesn't match your personal symptoms, then you're not reading the right Neoscope. In this zone, we do not discriminate based on date of birth.

Diagnosis: Explaining what is happening. Possibly making reference to entanglement, quarks, Deepak Chopra, intelligent cells that sold a lot of subprime mortgages inside your digestive tract, the Higgs boson, and the low quality of products or services from organizations that refuse to pay for a product placement message in any Neoscope.

Forecast: What the future may hold for you.

Recommendation One: What you should do. Possibly including encouragement that you use a particular name brand product or service.

Recommendation Two: What else you should do. Possibly including encouragement that you use a particular name brand product or service.

The recommendations could include some old-fashioned religion, providing some "Other Stuff" that you have heard about. Of course, you are free to be creative about how you use religion.

[NBachers]

1. Could you please repeat the question?

I seem to have jumped into the middle of something.

[Boojatta]

2. You're in the right place. I gave you the format for a Neoscope.

Use the format to write an actual Neoscope. Yes, you have never seen a Neoscope. You have an opportunity to create the first one. Don't rely on precedent. Create precedent.

[NBachers]

3. Sorry, I've fallen and I can't seem to get up