Frederick P. Soft: I kid you not...

[Auggie]

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San Francisco Chronicle / 10-29-11

...In the on-edge, ever-paranoid world of football coaches - where no detail is too trivial to fret - (49ers) coach Jim Harbaugh worries about complacency and overconfidence. He doesn't want those evil creatures finding their way into the team's Santa Clara headquarters and interfering with this unlikely, invigorating season of revival.

So Harbaugh essentially invented Frederick P. Soft, a fictional character who plants his little imaginary self on players' shoulders and tells them how great they are. "Watch out for Freddy" has become the unofficial mantra of these 49ers.

"He brings it up every day," defensive tackle Ray McDonald said this week. "He's like, 'You've got to watch out for Freddy P. Soft. He's lurking. He's on the corner.' That's his little thing where he tries to keep guys motivated to not be mentally soft."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/10/28/SP8O1LNSN2.DTL

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