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LINDA
(chipper in a corporate way)
Thank you for calling Festus and Dillon,
makers of premium smokes and drinks for a
new hip-hop generation, and no, we're not
marketing the stuff to kids, Linda
Caulfield speaking. How may I assist
you?
(a few beats, attentive)
Oh, I think you're referring to the
release we just sent out last week
regarding our new "Get that liver
working!" health awareness campaign.
...then later...
BETTY drops her chalk, twitches, and nearly faints, but
catches herself. Fear and self-loathing is seen in her eyes.
She recovers her composure and selects another chalk. She's
still a bit dazed as she finishes up her scribbling. She
then turns around to face her class.
BETTY
(a bit hesitant)
Well, class, tomorrow we get to the meat
of the subject, so to speak...
(slightly chuckles, then
regains composure)