Political Haikus, Volume I

[Robbie Michaels]

I read The Rude Pundit's blog religiously and last weekend he gave me inspiration. While I was doing my laundry, I borrowed an idea of his and came up with some political haikus off the top of my head. I posted them on my Blogger blog http://sdrobbie.blogspot.com/">Robbie's Political Zone and I hope you like them.

President Bush lied
No WMD's in Iraq
Will be impeached soon

Tony Blair lied, too
Bush lap dog undermined by
Downing Street Memo

Caught sleeping Friday
By the mainstream media
Cheney is old man

Condi lied to us
She knew of CIA leak
Won't be president

Scott McClellan quit
No more lying to the press
Good riddance, asshole

CNN's Lou Dobbs
Played the race card for ratings
I watch thee no more

Chris Simcox crazy
Can't build border wall without
Immigrant labor

Pro-immigrants chant
"Si se puede" and wave flags
Political power

Fox News ratings sink
O'Reilly irrelevant
Hannity is next

Pat Robertson preach
Hatred and other virtues
Not in The Bible

Hillary Clinton
Not my choice for president
Run, Wesley Clark, run!

Howard Dean is bold
Not afraid to speak his mind
Democrats should too

Michelle Malkin wrong
A Phrase for her followers
Wingnuts unfastened

Immigrants will march
Businesses closed on May 1st
Clean your own toilet

The Bush Neo-Cons
Desecrated Old Glory
They are the traitors

Harassing migrants
Demonstrating at Home Depot
Racist xenophobes

http://sdrobbie.blogspot.com/2006/04/political-haikus-volume-i.html