Red State Broads - "Yard Sale, City-wide" - Part 8

[stevietheman]

Kentucky Derby cookout and more! (Next week: the yard sale begins!)

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                        LINDA
                  (addressing group)
              Hey everyone!  Ming just came out of the
              house to tell me the big race is about to
              start.  Ming changed the channel away
              from Lifetime so we can all watch it.  Is
              that OK Beulah?
 
                        BEULAH
                  (perturbed, yet calm)
              No.  I haven't seen that Golden Girls
              before.  But I suppose Betty will stuff
              me in the closet if I don't let ya.  So
              go ahead, watch your little horsies run. 
              Then, it's back to muh Girls.  This
              episode is special... this is the one
              where Blanche gets syphilis.
                  (a beat)
              Wait... Ming told you?
 
    The group proceeds into the house, with BEULAH lumbering very
    slowly behind them.