GOING TO THE DOG JOKES!

[Crewleader]

FOR THE WEEK OF
JULY 8, 2007


Compiled by
Carolyn Kaiser


WHEN SHEEPDOGS GET BORED

ALL THESE JOKES ARE SENT TO US BY OUR READERS. KEEP THEM COMING!


QUICK THINKING

Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a German Shepard.

They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But we can't bring our dogs into that bar," says the poodle's human.

"Hey, no problem," says the German Shepard's owner. "Just watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar.

"Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender.

"But this is a seeing-eye dog," says the German Shepard's human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair.

So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender.

"But this is a seeing-eye dog," says the poodle's human.

The bartender objects, "Hey, poodles can't be seeing-eye dogs!"

The poodle owner gasps, "Poodle? They told me they were giving me a German Shepard!"

Enjoy! :hi:

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