Definition of Old - Senior Moments

[Bobbieo]

First, you tell your friend that you are having an affair.

Then your friend asks you,"Are you having it catered?"


THAT,is the definition of OLD!

[sarge43]

1. You start using all the cliches about young people

that pissed you off 40 or 50 years ago.

[Stuart G]

2. Particularly this one...

.......When I was your age,,,,,I did or..
............Back in the old days...when tv only had 4 channels.......etc. etc. etc...

[sarge43]

3. The classic

When I was your age, we walked to school, up hill, both ways.

[Stuart G]

4. just as good as that classic is........

On my way to school, I could drop by the school store and buy one cent candy, or candy bars for five cents.

[sarge43]

5. Of course, senior doesn't mention

fifty dollars a week was a good living wage.

[Stuart G]

6. Or how about ...

I recall when you could get a bottle (glass) of coke for five cents..
at the same time you could add this one...and gas cost a quarter a gallon.........:bounce: :bounce:

[sarge43]

7. Five bucks and you could have a lavish Saturday night of it.

Prowl the main drag with the gang, movie, local gag and go, etc. And 10K could buy a very nice house.

Well, getting back to senior moments.

You know you're a senior when you start making those funny noises when you sit down and stand up and I don't mean just the grunts. When you hurt in places you didn't even know you had. When you look in the mirror one morning and Mom or Dad is looking back at you - that's a scary one.

[Hillary2008.]

8. me too

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