ANIMAL CRACKERS Best Jokes for the Week of March 9, 2008

[Crewleader]

Compiled by
Carolyn Kaiser

enjoy...http://www.suddenlysenior.com/jokeslatest.html

[cosmik debris]

1. I enjoyed your jokes UNTIL....

I saw an ad for a bogus cure for heart disease.

The ad makes a lot of wild claims about success and FDA approval, but if you read the fine print it says:

"These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Seek the advice of a competent health care professional for your specific health concerns. Individual results may vary."

You should be ashamed for advertising bogus products like this.

[Crewleader]

2. cosmik debris

I post the jokes that my friend Carolyn gathers weekly by many of us that send them to her. I personally don't read the advertising and I post for the humor, we all certainly could laugh more these days.

I believe their e-mail is there to express your feelings directly.