Stinky The Clown
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Thu Jun-18-09 02:08 PM
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| We love our pets. Even when they do disgusting things in our homes |
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One hundred times .......
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Thu Jun-18-09 02:21 PM
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| 1. And we love them even when they do embarrassing things |
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in agility class like run through 2 long tunnels, jump over a bar, and suddenly stop to take a big stinky dump.
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Fri Jun-19-09 08:33 PM
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| 9. Ha..ha..that's funny!! |
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I got lucky with my boy Max who refuses to poop in public. He always goes on the edge of where ever we are.
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Why Syzygy
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Thu Jun-18-09 02:24 PM
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| 2. Except when we step in it. nt |
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Thu Jun-18-09 05:20 PM
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I have two rescue Shepherds who are a year old....sisters. They eat their own, and each others', poo. That means we have to get out to the doggy yard fast to clean it up if we don't want them snacking.
The other evening I was out trying to clean up a pile. Unfortunately, it's been raining here for like a week, and the yard is mud interspersed with pathetic patches of grass. I slipped on the muddy hill and fell in a mixture of mud and watery dog poo, nearly killing myself on the chain link fence with the boards at the bottom to keep them from digging an escape tunnel to freedom.
They were in the house at the time so I was spared the indignity of being laughed at by a couple of German Shepherds.
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Thu Jun-18-09 04:57 PM
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| 3. I had to remind myself this morning when my cat |
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puked on the bed. And then on the floor.
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Thu Jun-18-09 05:14 PM
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| 4. Like leaving a blob of vomit for you to step in at night in the dark, in your bare feet. |
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With respect to which I offer a reprise of my blues anthem, The Cold Cat Vomit Blues:
I woke up after midnight and put my feet down on the floor. Well, I woke up after midnight, put my feet down on the floor. It's dark, I can't see nothin,' stepped right out that bedroom door.
I'm walkin' to the bathroom, got no slippers on my feet. I'm walkin' to the bathroom, got no slippers on my feet. So I'm walkin' kinda careful, not sure what I'm gonna meet.
So I put my left foot down, felt a funny somethin' there. Put my left foot down, yeah, felt a funny something there. Oh yeah, that cold cat vomit, there it was right on my stair.
When I get up after midnight, now I'm gonna wear my shoes. When I get up after midnight, sure I'm gonna wear my shoes. You step in puke at midnight, you get those Cold Cat Vomit Blues.
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Thu Jun-18-09 05:32 PM
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Me too! My housemate is out of town this week. Good Times. Right? Except when you are outnumbered by animals 4:1. And two of them are his *private* dogs so they will sleep with me, after they ask and then run away until I catch them to give them the very thing they asked for! He goes outside to smoke about 15 times a day, so they go too. (That's partly why it's good times when he's gone.) I don't do that, so I try to take them at regular times. Not working out so well. I went into the dark bathroom. At least it's on the washable rug. Later, vomit in the doorway! But that may have been the cat. He doesn't have his usual run of my room with these temporary bed mates, etc. I'm so tired. I had one child and obviously I am a one animal person too.
Love your song!
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Fri Jun-19-09 01:48 AM
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| 8. "I've got the barefoot blues" n/t |
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