OK, this time we start a different kind of story, Kimmer, Japple, et al

[Ricochet21]

This time each element to the story IS FIVE WORDS ONLY! None less, none more, punctuate anyway you want to. Maybe we won't get so spaced out. How about that for a Capricorn limitation?

I'll start it off.

"Harry turned off his lound alarm."

[davsand]

1. The car looked just fine.

[japple]

2. Except for the bloody footprint.

[get the red out]

3. Like a gigantic canid paw.

[davsand]

4. "That sucker's huge!" Harry thought.

[Ricochet21]

5. What did I do yesterday?

[davsand]

6. Where did I GET this?

[Why Syzygy]

7. A shadow moved behind him.

[SheilaT]

8. He turned and saw nothing.

[kimmerspixelated]

9. And then,

She appeared rather abruptly.


(I like your stringent rules, Rick!)

[kimmerspixelated]

10. Harry!

Where Have YOU BEEN???

[japple]

11. Cried Zalmaria, the Tralfamadorian matron

(with apoligies to Kurt Vonnegut--Rick, this aside doesn't count as my 5 words, does it?)

[japple]

12. "Have you tracked the Venusian jackal?"

[Why Syzygy]

13. Harry backed away and stumbled.

[japple]

17. Zalmaria's breath was foul with

[japple]

18. the smell of decayed mosmas

[japple]

19. a small dried fish eaten

[japple]

20. on her home planet, Tralfamador.

[japple]

22. "Yes, I tracked him to

[Why Syzygy]

25. the river. He took off.

[Ricochet21]

32. sorry

Now back to our story...

[Ricochet21]

14. I KNEW some AQUARIAN would have to take this intergalactic!

The jackal was a sneak.

[Why Syzygy]

16. Is that for the story?

"The jackal was a sneak".

[Ricochet21]

21. yes he was a sneak.

[Why Syzygy]

27. I think

you need to repost it. :P We're on the other thread. :hug:

[kimmerspixelated]

23. Sneakiness

wasn't his only problem.

[kimmerspixelated]

24. Harry's hand was horribly handicapped.

[Ricochet21]

26. He had hastily used lasers.

[Mnemosyne]

28. when awakened by lound alarm.

:evilgrin:

[kimmerspixelated]

29. After having

Overslept yet again!

[Mnemosyne]

30. He was grateful for having

[Ricochet21]

31. lound lol

a hot woman last night

[Mnemosyne]

33. She was an extremely strange

:rofl:

[Ricochet21]

34. Woman, with a long past.

[kimmerspixelated]

35. That included twelve swinger couples.

[Ricochet21]

36. A pair from each sign.

[kimmerspixelated]

37. Confusing no doubt with Gemini(s).

[Ricochet21]

38. That makes 26 people.

[kimmerspixelated]

39. 26 Hearts and Bodies writhing,

[japple]

40. in a sea of ecstasy

[kimmerspixelated]

41. Until the golf clubbers vanished.

[Ricochet21]

42. and took all the booze.

[kimmerspixelated]

43. Away from the caddy that

[Ricochet21]

44. Had been ripping me off.

[kimmerspixelated]

45. But the jackal came back!

[Ricochet21]

46. He was far from drunk.

[japple]

47. Jackel was intent on revenge.

[Ricochet21]

48. Blood poured from his face

[japple]

49. From those hastily used lasers.

[Ricochet21]

50. Jackal looked up and shouted

[japple]

51. "Beat you this time, Harry!!!"

[japple]

52. "Bullshit," said Harry, "You barely...

[Ricochet21]

53. Turned your crummy laser on!

[kimmerspixelated]

54. Your golfer woman, insisted, FOOL!

[Ricochet21]

55. The kind that measures distance?!

[kimmerspixelated]

56. Not impressed

I can TALK?

[Ricochet21]

57. So what? You can talk?

[kimmerspixelated]

58. In cosmic tongues, SO LISTEN!

[Ricochet21]

59. Okay, I'm listening? Huh? What?

[kimmerspixelated]

60. Starship coming with major news!

[Ricochet21]

61. Can I get a copy?

[kimmerspixelated]

62. Silly, you joke so much!

[japple]

63. Been hearing about starships for

[kimmerspixelated]

64. The new awakening, my brother!

[japple]

65. Starship to land at OWS?

[Ricochet21]

66. I'm just so damn excited!

[kimmerspixelated]

67. I'm not really a jackal!"

[Ricochet21]

68. Well, what are you then?

[kimmerspixelated]

69. Answer comes after she-golfer kiss.

[kimmerspixelated]

70. Locate her and pucker up!

[Ricochet21]

71. Pucker, schmucker, what is she?

[kimmerspixelated]

72. A human woman, I'm the

[Ricochet21]

73. one you've been waiting for.

[kimmerspixelated]

74. One in the shiniest mirror!

[Ricochet21]

15. That counts as 4 or 6

are you gonna play?

hee hee hee

next time it's ONE WORD!