Today's overheard moronic comments:

[laconicsax]

"...like global warming--there ain't no such thing. Those scientists must think we're idiots; they say global warming is going to destroy the world in 2012 because Mayan calendar ends. You'd have to be a complete idiot to believe that and I won't vote for anyone who thinks global warming is real. It's a hoax!"

Consider of it, take advice, and speak your mind.

[realisticphish]

1. whoa.

they think SCIENTISTS say that the world ends in 2012? Really?

[laconicsax]

2. Someone else at the same table mentioned that he'd seen those two movies.

I can only assume he was talking about "The Day After Tomorrow" and "2012."

[realisticphish]

3. "Forrest Gump" and "Harld and Kumar go to White Castle"

[laconicsax]

4. Touché