A kid did something stupid! Quick, blame the video game!

[ContraBass Black]

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[kick-ass-bob]

1. Oh, come on, you know it's the game's fault!

There was never any street racing before the invention of video games!

[TheBaldyMan]

2. I never car-jacked anyone before playing GTA

and I never raided any pyramids before I played Tomb Raider.

I now have a fine collecton of traffic convictions and a huge storehouse full of antiquities.
:sarcasm:

honestly, these people should log on and play the game themselves before critisizing.

[ContraBass Black]

4. Last night, I decimated a run-down neighborhood

With a 35-ton war machine. The blood of all those people and the cost of the damage is on the CyberLore Studios's hands.

[Ready4Change]

3. That does it. I need to create a video game.

It will be designed to be an excuse for everything a kid might get blamed for.

It will have a gun that will shoot out dirty laundry. Blam! Blam! Blam! Dirty sox all over the floor!

It will have a Chaos Bomb. When it detonates every comic book in the kids collection will fly out of storage and strew itself all around the kids room.

It will have the Harp of Toy Animation. When it's strings are stroked all toys within the range of the Harps sound will come alive. When the Harp is silenced, all toys will again become inert.

There will be Boots of Free Movement. As the kid wearing them runs all doors before him fly open. TO better ensure free movement, none of those doors will close behind him.

These weapons and devices can be used together for extra effects. For example a kid armed with the Dirty Clothes gun and wearing the Boots of Free Movement can not only open all doors ahead of him, but also jam them open with dirty clothes.

And from the day I create this game onward, no child shall ever be burdoned with the blame of a dirty room, because it will all be my games fault!

Brilliant!