Xbox Prostitutes - NSFW

[Ohio Joe]

http://kotaku.com/5499552/would-you-pay-women-to-play-xbox-games-with-you/gallery/

Hire girls to "play" with you for a few minutes over Xbox... some flirty... some dirty. I wish I had come up with this first, a bundle will be made with it.

[Ignis]

1. Oh man, that is creepy and hillarious!

I, on the other hand, will talk "dirty" for free on Xbox Live. In fact, I often offer free samples: Frag me and you'll quickly get an earful of anatomically unlikely suggestions involving members of your family. :D

[YOY]

3. Dude...you've MARRIED a gamer girl...and from what I've gathered a smart, sweet, cute one at that!

Who needs to buy Cargil BGH enriched milk when you've bought an organic fed happy healthy cow?

Um, please do not tell "A" I called her a "cow". :scared:

[Ignis]

4. You're going to the Special Hell for that one.

I have her playing Borderlands and Mass Effect 1 these days. I'm so proud! :D

[realisticphish]

5. ME1 is nothing

once she starts ME2, you won't see her for a week :D

[Ignis]

6. The only reason I pushed her to play ME1...

Is so that she could play ME2. :)

Master Plan: Working as intended! :evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

7. +1

so, serious nerd question... Tali, Liara, Miranda, Jack, or Ashley?

Tali fan myself

It's like a geek soap opera sometimes...

[Ignis]

8. Liara AND Jack -- who's with me?

:hide:

But my wife is a Tali fan in ME1, so she's going to be delighted about Tali playing a major role in ME2. I'm trying not to spoil that surprise, but it's hard! :)

[realisticphish]

9. IMHO

Tali is the most well-fleshed out character. They gave her a ton of development in ME1, and then did squat with it. I'm glad they made her a major character in 2.

I was a Liara fan in ME1, but I didn't like the way they "hardened" her character in ME2. Good story-wise, just annoying in terms of going from a quiet archaeologist to ruthless information broker.

And I'm very annoyed at Legion. He's FREAKING AWESOME, my second favorite team member, but you don't get him until almost the entire main quest is done.

I really want the Geth to be allies in ME3

[YOY]

2. Sweet Jesus...why?

n/t

[Ignis]

10. OK, this is pretty funny.

After bashing this concept as creepy, I just discovered that I go way back with one of the company's co-founders.

:blush: